Facts About Brittany ;-;

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A/N: I decided to do facts about me so yall can get to know me better and so you guys can stalk me and tell your friends almost everything about me bc yall are obsessed with me... so.... Yeah.

1→ My Full Name is...

Brittany Ann Lankhamdaeng

(Lank-Ham-Dang but an 'e')

2▶ I'm Asian.//White. So... WASIAN

3▶ IM A HARDCORE CUDDLER

(I Will Cuddle You So Hard)

4▶ I LOVE the season Winter bc I love snow. // Drinking Hot Coco.// The feeling of snow on my Fes.// (Face)

5▶ I Rather Play In The Rain Then Stay Inside (A Quote I Made)

6▶ I DO NOT WEAR: croptops, high-waisted shit, high heels, skirts, dresses (only on occasions), makeup (Only BB CREAM, Eyeliner and Mascara), and I may wear flip flops but not all the time.

7▶ I sprained my Left ankle twice and Badly sprained my right wrist

8▶ When I was 2, While all fhe grown ups were in the living room watching a movie I crawled into my parents room and drunk Smirnoff. They had to call poison control because they didn't know what to do.

9▶ I have stitches on the Left side of my knee on my left leg from ehen I was 4 Bc I got pushed off the bed by my cousin.

10▶ I Watch Anime. ♡

11▶ My Birthday is Tupac's Birthday. June 16, 2001 so im 13 yrs. old

12▶ Im going to be honest... I Fart & Burp. My farts will actually suffocate you so.......Don't say I didnt warn you.

13▶ I kind of like the smell of Skunk... They smell like Tulips.........I Don't Know Why So Don't Ask.

14▶ I never been to a concert nor on a roller coaster.

15▶ CAN I GET S HOOYAH !?

16▶ Music. That's All I Have To Say Is Music. I Listen To All Kinds.

17▶ Skittles is my Favorite Candy.

18▶ My Best Friends are Savannah Lowery and My cousin Melody Cates and My other cousin Mia Lani (Forgot the last name bc its hard to pronounce and spell)

19▶ I've always wanted to learn how to skateboard & penny board

20▶ #ABNATION

21▶ Chin Up Beautiful! Your Only Halfway Through Life. (Made Another Quote)

22▶ Im Obsessed With ThatsoJack & Lohanthony

23▶ Ricky Dillon is my Queen. ♡

24▶ Sam is my Bæ. ♡

25▶ Kian is thaa Side Bæ. ♡

26▶ Jc is my Betch. ♡

27▶ Trevor is thaa Singing Seducer.♡

28▶ I HATE: Pickles, Tomatoes, Fake Bxtches, and Barbie Dolls, and When I was 3 I got Macca's and they had those little barbie dolls, I put it on a purple frisbee and put it in the microwave for 30 minutes and it blew up the inside of the microwave.

29▶ Im OBSESSED with Viners, YouTubers, and Bands.

30▶ I Love To Sing!

32▶ My Nicknames are:

-Spiderman

-Britt Brat

-Britt Bre

-Britt Britt

-Britt

-Bre Bre

-Britt Boo

-Bubbles

-Josè (Bc I have a Beanie that says NO WAY Josè)

-Boo

-Boop

-BB

-BB Gun

and

-Brittanaaaaay

33▶ I LOVE Cartoons ♥

34▶ Never Underestimate My Powers of Stalking.

35▶ I Go To A Hell Hole called School

36▶ I get bullied at that Hell Hole. Also Im a cutter but im almost a Year clean♡. You guys should be happy, im not cutting for you. ☆

37▶ My Height is 5'4"

38▶ I LOVE Bubbles

39▶ When I Was 1, 2 or 3, I Had These Bedroom Slipper Thingys That Squeaked Everytime I walked.

40▶ When I was 3 I couldn't say Ice Cream. I would say Ass Cream.

41▶ I never got off baby bottles until I was 4 or 5.

42▶ I Still Have Hannah Montana Dolls.

A/N: So Thats all I could think of about me so I hiped you liked it. You got to know more about me. I bet Melody will be mad about some of these (The Cutting One.) Well..

BUTT NAKED NASTY OR NAH?

CAN YOU MAKE IT BUTT NAKED

NASTY OR NAH?

Mmkay.... Im just gonna.... go over...um..here in this...um... Hole...so..yeah..

Love Yall.

-Brittany xx

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