Howdy!
So, I haven't updated in fluffing forever and I know that no one reads this anymore but I felt like updating... so there!
Anyway, I'M MOVING BACK HOME!
I thought we were staying here permanently but apparently we aren't.
Not going to lie, I'm 50% sad about moving because I'm going to miss my friends here but I'm 50% excited to move back to see my other friends.
Pretty poopy.
I feel like stripping naked and running down the street naked.
Nah, I'm pretty sure streaking is illegal.
Meh.
So eeeeenyway, random info - you're welcome.
Oh and that ex I told you about a couple chapters back? In the time I've been gone, he's dated random chicas, my best friend and then just yesterday, broke up with her to go date a twelve year old.
Okay, not really. She's in eighth grade - practically a child.
I'm feeling so mean!
FORGIVE MEEEEE!
Well, I mean, you can't blame me... The assbutt (Supernatural reference - you're welcome) hurt my best friend and is just a smelly toe in general.
Wow.
I'm so mean.
WHO HAVE I BECOME?!!
Signing out,
Anonymous_x
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P.s. started a new book ( Crazy Curls ). Check it out if you're not too lazy ;)
I love how I say this 👆 but I discontinued it after the first three chapters because I was too lazy to finish it 😹
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