fIRsT oF aLL, WATTPAD. GET YOUR SUGAR HONEY ICED TEA TOGETHER, SIS.
I bet your nonexistent Wattpad coins- that you don't want to pay for- that 99% of the readers that have been using this app for several years- including me- do NOT want to pay to read books on an app that provides FREE BOOKS.
Lemme tell y'all a lil story. When I first got Wattpad, the first book I read was TBBG. I didn't realize that the author of the book got paid every time someone read a chapter(or however they get paid).
I've been reading books on this app for 2 and a half years, and now they want me to use my nonexistent money to buy fake coins to pay for books that essentially pays the author of that book???
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You see how fricked up that logic is tho? Like, sis, get your facts stRaIGht, this is not Barnes and Noble. Periodt. I will not be buying books with MY money- because that's really what I'm doing- just to read it once. Like, that's a waste of my money, if I wanna pay for something good, I'll go to Chick-Fil-A, periodt.
Apparently, this is called "beta testing". Not to be mean, but I don't necessarily give a rat's donkey about beta testing, tbh. I just wanna read a book, WITHOUT PAYING, and help another author flourish.
Okay. Imma stop now. Writing this made me more hungry and tired than I already am. I'm gonna go eat that Chick-Fil-A and take a nap.
um, peace.😝💐✌
a/n - oct 30, 2020 lmaooo i had a shane dawson meme at the top (i wrote this a few years ago) needless to say, i got rid of that realll quick. ✨we don't stan him in this house anymore✨
