Originally I never got why Freyalvia thought turning into a girl was a punishment.. then after my third week into Knight Academy, and I woke up one monday.. I finally understood.
Men.. you are so lucky.. allow me to say this first.. you are so.. VERY.. VERY.. FREAKING.. LUCKY.. You don't have to go through child birth, you don't have to deal with crappy emotions.. and you don't bleed out of your ass every month..
That's right.. I'm talking about the so called period..
Originally, I never go the big deal out of it.. I mean you bleed a tiny bit once a month, what's the big deal am I right? Nothing right? It's fine!
Allow me to correct you on that.. It's horrible.. piece.. of crap.. writing about it is crap... thinking about it is crap.. and I want to die the entire time..
I woke up that morning, feeling angry and antisocial.. I don't know why.. everything seemed like shit to me.. EVERYTHING.. I was angry.. and I didn't know WHY..
I got out of bed.. shuffling forward and grumbling, flexing my fingers as if I wanted to choke somebody.
"GOOD MORNING MIRA!" Melia exclaimed, jumping up.
"Shut up Melia.." I growled by reflex alone.
"EH!?" Melia exclaimed, hopping back slightly. "M-Mira..?"
"S.. Sorry.. I'm.. very angry!" I growled.
"Why!?"
"I DON'T KNOW!!" I roared, kicking my door open.
As the lights in the living room spilled onto my face I put a hand over my eyes furiously. The lights.. they hurt.. SO much..
I groaned and waved my hand around angrily. Maybe if I waved my hand around enough I'd eventually find the source of the light and beat the living shit out of it.
"Morning Mira!"
"Shut up Vel!" I snapped.
"M.. Mira!?"
"I'm.. sorry.. I don't know why.. but I'm ANGRY!!" I growled stomping my foot furiously.
Vel stared at me, looking concerned. "Uh.. w.. wanna help make breakfast?"
"MAKE IT YOURSELF!" I snapped. "AGGHH!!"
I clutched my stomach and fell to my knees. "DAMN IT HURTS!!!"
"M.. Mira.. oh dear you're having that time of the month aren't you?" said Vel.
"Th.. That's impossible!!" I growled, suddenly feeling a bit of fear in me.. no way.. demons were different from humans right? We couldn't possibly have-..
Suddenly I noticed a picture of a kitten sitting on a nearby dresser, and I took it..
"Awwww.. it's a kitty.." I started to sob, tears running down my face. "Oh it's such a cute kitty.. why can't I have a kitty..? WHYYY!!? Waaaaahahahaha....aaaagggghhh.." I started to cry.
Meanwhile my brain was like 'Why are you crying!? You don't even like cats that much! You're a dog person! you're embarrassing yourself'
Vel however, put a set of gentle hands on my shoulders. "come on Mira.. I have some pads.. "
"PADS FOR WHAT!?" I growled, suddenly angry again.. as every muscle in my body began to cramp in pain. "THE KEY TO HAPPINESS!? CAUSE I'M NOT HAPPY RIGHT NOW!!"
"You're on your period Mira, tampons or pads, you take your pick..."
"GIVE ME THE GODDAMN PADS!!" I roared, punching a hole in the floor.
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Fantasía(Now available as a Paperback and Kindle Version on Amazon) Shut in Gamer Steven Matthews was a lonely slacker who never really amounted to anything in life due to his lack of drive and rather miserable upbringing. However after going to bed one nig...
