im probably gonna pick fun at this lmao
im not aure yet
thabk you @skeleton_clique30
it wont let me fuCKING TAG YOU
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Jaren was astonished. When he had looked inside the pantry, there were no nuts!
"JOHNATHAN CHARLES KEYES! WHERE ARE MY DELICIOUS NUTS!"
Said man who had been called rushed down the stairs.
"i had thrown them away! it is no nut november!"
"NO NUT NOVEMBER? OH MY LORD! MY NUTS HAVE BEEN TAKEN FROM ME!"
"i am sorry my love!"
"NO! DO NOT SPEAK WITH ME! I DO NOT CARE FOR THIS NO NUT NOVEMBER! I NEED MY NUTS!"
"but my love you will lose!"
"I SAID I DO NOT CARE MY LOVE!"
Johnathan had rushed over to his lover, kissing him furiosuly!
"that is what i love about you! your determination and passion for nuts! you go get those nuts my love!"
"OH INDEED I WILL MY DARLING!"
Jaren had rushrd to the store, quickly going into the nut isle. People had gasped at him, seeing him grab every nut he could see and throw it in the basket.
"YoU sCoUnDrEl!" One woman had shouted, covering her childrens eyes.
"I DO NOT CARE! I LOVE MY NUTS!"
He bought everything, ignoring the horrid look on the cashiers face.
"yOU aRE tO gO tO hELL fOR bUYING tHESE nUTS!"
"I DONT CARE!"
Jaren rushed home, hands filled with bags of nuts.
"i love you, my precious." Johnathan had said, holding his lover and his nuts.
"I LOVE YOU TOO MY BABY AND MY NUTS."
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lmao
im happy
youre welcome
i needed a fun one like that
hope you strangely enjoyed
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Krii7y OneShots
Fanfictioni have fallen in love with them and this ship jaren smith is supposedly smittys real name, used to be lukas in the story but i changed it half way into the story oops otherwise enjoy! INFO this book is hella old, so there are going to be chapters w...
