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Tony was a struggling single father of his 5-year old adopted son, Peter. The kid had ADHD and was just super happy but this often led to trouble in school, it was just hard for him to focus. So when he was sitting in the common room with the rest of the Avengers Friday announced he was getting a call from Peters school. Oh boy what is it this time
"Put them through Fri"
"Mr. Stark we must inform you of what your kid did today," Peter's teacher said "He just karate chopped a kid over the head and yelled 'high ya motherforker (I will not use the real word but it's implied)'"
All the Avengers were doing their best not to bust out laughing, Clint failed he had to go to another room.
"I'm so shooked I have no idea where he would learn that from," Tony says shooting Clint a dirty look
This is based on a true story of my brother from a couple years back
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Iron Dad and Spider son one-shots
Fanfictioncan you read? if the answer is yes look to the title. If the answer is no, then how did you read this? and why are you even on this website??? I don't own Marvel or le' cover art this is a collaboration with @Vesicant5