Iron Dad and Spider son one-shots

Two Sweet Uncles Singing to the Beat

ok ok, so I used a plot generator for the first time to see how they worked. well, here you go...

Peter Parker looked at the fun book in his hands and felt inspired.

He walked over to the window and reflected on his technologically advanced surroundings. He had always loved tall Stark tower with its gloopy, grisly glass windows. It was a place that encouraged his tendency to feel inspired.

Then he saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the figure of Tony Stark. Tony was a caring smart with tall eyebrows and muscular hands.

Peter gulped. He glanced at his own reflection. He was a happy, strong, apple juice drinker with brunet eyebrows and skinny hands. His friends saw him as an annoying, adorable angel. Once, he had even saved a dusty toddler that was stuck in a drain.

But not even a happy person who had once saved a dusty toddler that was stuck in a drain, was prepared for what Tony had in store today.

The rain hammered like walking goldfish, making Peter sad.

As Peter stepped outside and Tony came closer, he could see the short glint in his eye.

"Look Peter," growled Tony, with a hopeful glare that reminded Peter of caring owls. "It's not that I don't love you, but I want to be a fatherly figure. You owe me 8449 dollars."

Peter looked back, even more sad and still fingering the fun book. "Tony, you must think I was born," he replied.

They looked at each other with happy feelings, like two concerned, curved cats eating at a very kind Halloween party, which had ACDC music playing in the background and two sweet uncles singing to the beat.

Peter regarded Tony's tall eyebrows and muscular hands. "I don't have the funds ..." he lied.

Tony glared. "Do you want me to shove that fun book where the sun don't shine?"

Peter promptly remembered his happy and strong values. "Actually, I do have the funds," he admitted. He reached into his pockets. "Here's what I owe you."

Tony looked hopeful, his wallet blushing like a rough, rotten rock.

Then Tony came inside for a nice drink of apple juice.

THE END