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It was a nervous ride up the elevator for the crew, Tony's pale face said it all. When the doors slid open all you could see, webs everywhere.
"Peter?" Tony called out as one would in a horror movie
Steve then felt the weight of a 15-year-old boy tackling him to the ground.
"Hi, Mr. America. Quick question do you feel old on the inside like arthritic and stuff or are you in the same shape as you went in the ice? also, do you think the reason you survived was that the serum extended your life or because of the ice? Do you like chocolate? I like chocolate! That's actually the flavor of the ice cream I got. Am I talking too much? I'm talking too much, doesn't really matter cuz I'm not gonna stop!!" Peter said in hyperdrive using only one breath.
"Peter calm down, Please" Tony begged
"NEVER!!" Peter says than backflips onto the couch, "dad dad dad! I had an Idea for your suit. So what if you had ejectable elbow swords!? I mean imagine it, some guy has you in a choke hold and then, BAMB! Elbow sword."
"Sound like a great idea, Peter come down from the ceiling," Steve says with a voice crack
"Oki Doki, look my back is spaghetti," Peter says releasing and muscle tension leaning backward and getting his head down to his feet.
Natasha takes this chance to inject Peter with a tranquilizer, Tony then scoops him up bridal style.
"Never Give him Ice cream again," he says briskly walking out
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Iron Dad and Spider son one-shots
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