bless me achoo ↺ lee haechan

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"achoo!"

i sneezes.

and once again, he popped out by my side.

like seriously, he got the wrong timing cause i know he doesn't do math, he's dumb in math, and so do i.

once, i hoped he was a very big help whenever i sneezes in exams but no, he never did. how'd i say? i've asked him one time in science exams and he said that he was absent the time their teacher discussed about what i was asking for.

like what a really big help he is right?

i've started thinking, what is his worth in my life? is he for real? or he's just in my imagination?

and well, i have thought that is he some kind of genie that will do my wish after he disappears? but he really never did something for me.

for short, he is  U S E L E S S.

"need some help with that?" he asks, peeking at my paper.

anyways, no one sees him, only me, and that's another thing for me to even think that he is what my imaginations form.

"as if you know math." i said audible enough for him to hear and rolled my eyes.

"hey miss for your information, i studied math in preschool, elementary, secondary, middle school and college." he said in a matter-of-fact tone.

"of course we all do, stupid. now tell me what do you know by your studying that long." i said, trying to challenge him.

"uhm.. one plus one?" and by that, i broke into laughter.

"ms. yoon what's up in there? why are you laughing?" the professor took my attention.

well shit, what will happen now is all because of this haechan's fault. fuck him.

"uh, nothing sir, i-i just remembered something funny by the question i was reading." i said, please, please just leave me sir, believe me.

"okay, next time don't do that again, you're distructing your classmates." i nodded at what i was told.

thank god.

"you're not really a help here, can you go outside?" i told him.

"okay, if you say so, i'll be waiting until you finish your exam! fighting!" he put out his fist and waved at me before leaving.

what has gotten into him? he just said an at least one encouraging word for me for the first time in his entire existence.

i started scribbling again with the solutions, x numbers, line segments, angles, solve each one of these, fuck it my head hurts.

/ringggg!/

the bell rang, my exams are already over. i made it. but i don't think i'd have at least one correct answer.

oh god have mercy on my grades please.

"hey dumbrin." that endeerment, no that's not even an endeerment wtf.

"what now, haedumb?" i asked, started walking with him beside me.

and suddenly he just yawned, i looked at him to even notice that he looks real tired.

"do ghosts get tired?" i asks.

"i've told you i am not a ghost." he rolls his eyes.

"now then tell me straight what you are." i stopled from my tracks and waited for a while.

"you'll never know." he walked pass me, heading straight to my apartment.

"come to think of this, you doesn't know everything in this crap earth but only the dumbest things? how's that? i'm starting to suspect you, human." i sighed and put my bag down.

and he is now sitting in my bed.

"well, the day is too fast, don't tell me you're already sleeping after this?" he asks with a pout.

i sighed once more, he's acting so strange nowadays, unlike how i first got interraction with him, where i first sneezed that he popped out of nowhere.

wanna know how it gone?