bless me achoo ↺ lee haechan

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[ second day ]

"achoo!"

"oh my god, oh, bless you." i flinched, hearing someone's familiar voice.

"holy crap what are you doing here again? how did you came in? didn't i kicked you out last night already? geez you really are a teleporter, aren't you?"

"wow too many questions, i'll nod for all of that." and with that, he nodded.

"are you even a human? or an alien? why doesn't my mom see you?" i asks, looking back at the tv screen.

"i only choose the person who can see me." he says.

and it left me loading. let me process that.

so that's the reason how did the guys from yesterday saw him yet mom doesn't.

is he kidding me? why'd choose? is he a ghost? a genie? oh my god, if yes then i have too many wish!

"so.. what the hell are you?" i looked at him.

"a handsome being." he smiles and wiggles his brows.

"don't do that you're disgusting." i told him and whacked his face once more.

"oh wait, tell me, are you a genie?" i aggresively waited for an answer but he was just staring back on me, "what? answer."

"uhm.. hehe, sorry, what is a genie?" he rubbed his nape and raised two of his fingers for a peace.

"are you kidding me?" i plopped my back on the couch where we were and sighed, giving up on him.

[ third day ]

don't sneeze, don't sneeze, don't sneeze.

"achoo!"

oh crap.

"do not talk i don't wanna hear your voice, i'd die if you talk stupid again." i told him before he could even utter a single word.

i knew it he would reappear whenever i sneezes and would disappear when i'm already deep asleep.

and i still don't know what kind of sorcery is this.

is he only in my imagiation? no, i hope no cause all i can remember is that i am not depressed, i never did, and i don't lack friends and i never get bullied, i also don't take drugs, never i will. and that are just the things that would make you halucinate or imagine inhuman things right?

[ fourth day ]

"b-bless me ah-aaa-achoo!"

there you go again.

"what's up yoon hyurin?"

there he is again.

"this is the fourth time, now tell me what the fuck are you." i stared stern at him.

cause i was actually eating my cereals peacefully and then my nose did its thing so i sneezed. yeah.

"this is the fourth time and i am a handsome being." he says and peeks onto my bowl.

"is that delicious?" he asked.

"no, this sucks, and ghosts do not eat, get away from here." i took away my food from him.

"then why do you eat it if it sucks, duh, your taste buds must be ugly as you."

what-

"SERIOUSLY? YOU DON'T KNOW NOTHING BUT TO TELL HOW UGLY I AM? WELL BITCH, YOU'RE UGLIER, GET THE FUCK OFF PLEASE." i yelled and stood up.

"oh harsh," he rolls his eyes and walked towards the living room.

yeah, he's feeling at home and i wanna kick him for that, he ain't even intended here!

[ first week ]

"achoo!"

"ahh the breeze here is so refreshing." i looked at my side only to see him widely welcoming the fresh air.

i was at the rooftop of the school, just chilling and also waiting to sneeze, i just.. don't know why.

this always felt usual, for the first week i have been sneezing daily and he appears.

"hey, it's already the first week and i still don't know your name, mind telling me what it is?" i asked.

"wow, the first time that you didn't yelled at me nor acted bitchy, huh." he looked at me and sat beside.

"because i am so soooo over it, it makes my head hurts, especially thinking about you, it makes my blood boil." i said in a so-calm voice.

"oh don't mention, i actually really hate it so much." he says.

"so what's your name? or i'll call you cockroach instead."

"eww disgusting as you. i actually don't know my name, or, do i really have one? ugh why is it like this." and he pouted.

"then.. i'll just give you one." i told him.

"go on, just not as disgusting as your face and name is please." he answered.

the fuck, he is really getting into my nerves, his attitude, damn he.

"haechan? would you like that?"

it took him seconds, or even minutes to reply.

"sounds fine." he nods.

actually, i was really reserving that name for my future dog i will adopt, but since he needed a name then why not give him that, right?

besides he looks like a dog, an annoying dog.