Tigerstar: Alright derps! A new she cat has joined WindFlight High. Her name is Shadowblaze.
Eagleeye: Cool name
Dragonlight: You think EVERYTHING is cool.
Eagleeye: No, not you
Dragonlight: Well you're ugly.
Eagleeye: Really? It worked!
Dragonlight: What?
Eagleeye: I'm trying hard to look like you!
Blossomfall: Ohhhh..... roasted.
Shadowblaze: Blossomfall shuddup.
Blossomfall: WHA-
Tigerstar: I like this new kid!
Dragonlight: Tigerstar, you like everyone who's evil.
Shadowblaze: WAIT WHA- 0.0
Eagleeye: Dragonlight.... new kid looks light she's about to shred you......
Shadowblaze: *yowls in anger and tackles Dragonlight*
Tigerstar: FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!
Graystripe: I thought this was Science......
Tigerstar: Well, if they shred each other then we can look at the remainng body parts! We can even take the brains out and see how one works! Or maybe disect an eye- oh look! There goes Shadowblaze's ear!
Eagleeye: Oh god.......
Brairlight: *closes eyes as squishing of body parts can be heard*
Crowfeather: Should I get Nurse Leafpool....'
Tigerstar: No, get Jayfeather.
Crowfeather: Why?
Tigerstar: A, he's blind, and he won't have to see how bloody those two look. And they're still fighting! And also, B, if you get Nurse Leafpool, you'll bang her before she gets here
Shadowblaze: *in the middle of fighting* WHAT?
Crowfeather: I hate you....... you evil maniac
Tigerstar: Why thank you!
Eagleeye: *looks away as Dragonlight screams* Just get Jayfeather already!
Crowfeather: I'll get both of them!
At the nurses office...
Leafpool: Hiiiii Crowfeather!
Jayfeather: Ugh. Crowfeather, stay away from my mom. What do you need?
Crowfeather: Well.... you see.... I'll let Teacher Tigerstar explain it.
Leafpool: WHAT IS IT?
Crowfeather: I'm going to need both of you to come-
Jayfeather: OH SO YOU CAN'T GO WITHOUT LEAFPOOL? I TOLD YOU TO STAY AWAY!
Crowfeather: JUST HURRY UP OR I'LL SHRED YOU!
A few moments later...
Tigerstar: There goes Dragonlight's eye! And look! They're throwing things at each other now! How lovely! I hope they don't accidentaly hit me- *screams as Shadowblaze hits him in the face with an encyclopedic*
*Jayfeather and Leafpool run away*
Crowfeather: Wait wha-
*world explodes*
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Warrior Cats High
FanficThe Warrior Cats go to SCHOOL! Yay! Be sure to follow @DracoDragonGirl and @Headbutts as they are the ones that wrote this! Yay! This account is inspired by @CloudtailGrandmas
