Dragonlight:Shadowblaze didn't sit with us today
Eagleeye: I know
Blossomfall: SQUEEAL!
Bumblestripe: What's so good about that price of paper?
Blossomfall: Shadowblaze touched it!
Dragonlight: WAIT- What?
Firestar: You should see the line at her table. Half of WindFlight High wants her autograph! And half of the boys want to date her!
Dragonlight: Do you?
Firestar: Um, I think Spottedleaf, Sandstorm and Cinderpelt chasing after me is enough. Of course not!
Eagleeye: This is a disaster......
*Eagleeye and Dragonlight pad over to the table where there's a huge crowd*
Ashfoot: Sign this to Ashfoot!
Shadowblaze: Ok, here.
Ashfoot: *faints in happiness*
Dragonlight: Shadowblaze-
Shadowblaze:Oh- you're here now?
Onestar: That's not fair! I was next in line!
Dragonlight:Shuddup! I need to talk to Shadow-
*crowd tramples Eagleeye and Dragonlight*
Eagleeye: Ugh
Dragonlight: Shadowblaze! You are being a snobby, obnoxious brat!
Shadowblaze: And you're interrupting my fans.
Eagleeye: If you weren't Draco's sister, Shadowblaze, I'd shred you.
Billystorm: And you're being rude to Queen Shadowstar!
Eagleeye: WHAT? Since when was she Shadowstar?
Tallstar: Umm- since yesterday? She roasted the Ancients so badly, and the video went viral!
*flashback*
Shadowblaze: *is testing on a long division test with Brairlight*
Brairlight: What is 64088583 divided by 9789?
Shadowblaze: Ummmmm.... I think it was 6544?
Brairlight: So close! It's 6547!
Broken Shadow: *snorts with laughter*
Running Horse: BAHAHAHAHA
Stone Song: WHAT AN IDIOT!
Fish Pounce: OMG! *points ruler at Shadowblaze* AT THIS END OF THE RULER IS AN IDIOT!
Shadowblaze: Which end of the ruler are you talking about, grandpa?
The world: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Fish Leap: WHA- 0_0....... Well, you look just like Rock!! Hello? Umm.... loser? Are you listening?
Shadowblaze: Oh, I thought you were talking to your reflection. Sorry, repeat what you just said?
Fallen Leaves: Ohhhhhh....burn!
Fish Leap: Well at least I'm not ABCDEFGHIJK!
Shadowblaze: ???
Jagged Lightning: It means arrogant, bossy, callous, deceitful, enraged, fussy, goat-brained, hated, irresponsible, jealous, and cruel.
Shadowblaze: Ok, firstly, cruel is spelled C-R-U-E-L-, not K-R-U-E-L. Secondly, here's mine. You're adorable, beutiful, cute, dillegent, empathetic, frank, gorgeous, hot, and intelligent.
Fish Leap: Awwww..... what about IJK?
Shadowblaze: I'm Just Kidding!
The Universe: OHHHHHHH U JUST GOT ROASTEEEEEEEED!
Fish Leap: *dies*
*flashback ends*
Eagleeye and Dragonlight: ......
Eagleeye: SHADOWBLAZE CAN I HAVE YOUR AUTOGRAPH?<3
Dragonlight: WHA-
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Warrior Cats High
FanfictionThe Warrior Cats go to SCHOOL! Yay! Be sure to follow @DracoDragonGirl and @Headbutts as they are the ones that wrote this! Yay! This account is inspired by @CloudtailGrandmas
