Dragonlight's Live Vole

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Dragonlight: Yum! Lunchtime! My mom packed me a vole.

Eagleeye: I got catmint.

Leafpool:WAIT I NEED THAT!

Eagleeye: But..... but....

Leafpool: I'LL GIVE YOU MY RABBIT. JUST DON'T EAT THAT CATMINT. I WILL DIE

Shadowblaze: *sighs* Medicine cats.

Eagleeye: But rabbits come from WindClan. Got the rabbit from Crowfeather, I presume? He's only a student.

Leafpool: *blushes * No, I caught it myself.

Eagleeye: Gimme that rabbit

Leafpool: Help yourself

*Eagleeye starts to eat his rabbit when Dragonlight screams*

\Dragaonlight: MY VOLE ESCAPED!

Graystripe: *tries to catch it when he crashes into a table*

Spottedleaf: Like, OMG! What was THAT Graystripe? I HAVE to post that! OMG! This filter makes it SO much funnier!

Dragonlight: MY VOLE WAS ALIVE! MOM DIDN'T KILL IT YET!

Eagleeye: *leaps at the vole but bumps into Bumblestripe, who's trying to flirt with Dovewing*

Bumblestripe: AHHHHHHH! *Bumps into Dovewing, knocking her over*

Dovewing: WHAT THE HECK BUMBLESTRIPE!

Firestar: RABBIT! *Firestar, Bluestar, and Tigerstar alll try to catch it at the same time but bump into each other and knock themselves out*

Eagleeye: *throws marigold at the vole in attempt to tangle it's legs but it hits Stonefur*

Stonefur: YOU WANT A FOOD FIGHT? LET'S HAVE ONE!

*throws a tomato at Dragonlight*

Dragonlight: ducks, and the tomato hits Harespring*

Harespring: WHO DARES?!?!?!

*soon, the cafeteria erupts in a food fight*

Millie: Alright, lunch is-*vole jumps onto Millie's face*

Millie: AHHHHHH!

Dragonlight: Thanks Millie!

*Dragonlight kills the vole*

Millie: WHAT HAPPENED? MY BEAUTIFUL CAFETERIA IS RUINED! YOU ARE ALL STAYING TO CLEAN THIS UP!

Dragonlight: Thanks a lot mom.





That was once again the amazing Headbutts. The lesson?


Always kill your voles:3

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