All I Want Is You Baby (BoyXBoy)

Chapter 44 Can A Notebook Be Jerking Off Materiel?

I hate Mondays.
I bet you guys too. There are just too many reasons for hating Mondays. I don't know about you  but I feel thicker on Mondays.

"KATE! GET DOWN! YOUR BUS IS HERE!" Mom shouted. I got my thick ass up from my bed. I looked at the clock with my thick eyes, "HOLY SHIT! I'M LATE!" I shouted in my thick voice and got up. I ran inside the bathroom and took a thick shower. I was done within five thick minutes, I ran towards the door carrying my thick body, fighting gravity and converting oxygen into carbon dioxide but the bus ignored my efforts and left anyways. My bus leaves within one minute. I have missed the bus four times last week.

"WAIT!" I shouted as I ran after it for sometime with a bowl of dry cornflakes in my hands but then I fell on the ground, hopelessly. After I finished my breakfast on the street, I kept the bowl in my bag and started walking towards school. On my way, I found some graffiti on the wall of some abandoned house.

I stopped and looked at the wall. Then I saw that some idiot had scribbled near the graffiti. It said, "Whoever is reading this is an idiot,"

I was so annoyed. How dare he! So I kept my bag and took out a marker. Then, upon that scribble, I wrote in bold "Whoever has written this is an idiot,"

Yeah! Now I feel better!

I reached the class. Since it was Monday, I had my English class first. I didn't find Jaden but I did met Harry.

"Harry, where's Jaden?" I asked.
"Jaden and Brandon will leave for airport this afternoon so I guess they took an off from school," Harry told me.
"Oh right! I totally forgot!" I said.

Finally, the week passed and it's Monday today. That ass (Brandon=That ass) and Jaden are leaving for Korea today.
"Which class?" Harry opened his locker. My locker is beside Harry's locker. Jaden's locker is opposite to my sister's locker whereas Brandon's locker is in a different block altogether! But, it is always surrounded by sluts, gifts, flowers and letters. Each of them is opened. You know what I mean, shut up. We sat beside each other and the class started.

"I feel so cold!" Harry rubbed his hands, "It's almost December, who opened all the windows?"
The teacher came inside and shouted "HEY! CLOSE THE WINDOWS!"
And so, everyone closed the windows.

"Ah shit! I forgot to do the essay," Harry said.
"Mrs Ivan is gonna kill you" I took out my essay.
"I hope she doesn't remember it" Harry said.
"She never forgets any homework" I said.

But surprisingly, she didn't remember! What was going on? Some kind of spell that's helping Harry out?

"Kate Roberts," Mrs Ivan said.
"Yes?" I said.
"Tell me, what is a nurse?" She said.
"A woman?" I said. I mean, I'm not wrong?

The class started laughing.

"We are not into a comedy session. Answer seriously" Mrs Ivan said.
"A noun" Harry whispered.
"A noun" I said.
"That's correct. Who is a nurse, by the way?" Mrs Ivan said.

"An overly sexualised female doctor assistant kinda?" I said.
"I'm sure it's not that. Besides, why female? Even males can be a nurse," Mrs Ivan said.
"EXCUSE ME? Stop destroying guy fantasies, ma'am" I said.
"Shut the fuck up Kate. You're gay at least for Brandon. You only fantasize about him!" Harry shouted. WHAT THE FUCK HARRY! I know it's good to be a supportive friend but WHAT THE FUCK?
"JUST SIT DOWN!" Mrs Ivan shouted. She looked agitated after that.

"Mr Harry Louverne, what is a nurse?" She said. Why are you so serious about this? It's an English class! Who cares about a nurse?
"Who is a nurse, Harry?" Mrs Ivan asked.
"A nurse ma'am...is the first person you see after you drink beer and do crap. I'm saying this from experience," Harry said. This answer is worth an A++ for the whole year.