"I think that your brother is hotter than you. I'm leaving you"
Kate Roberts, a high school student, is always referred as a 'good for nothing', while his twin sister Anna Roberts, is the queen of her class and is currently dating the hottest guy of...
Did you ever have those people who always come along when you want to stay alone? They are those super free people of the society who are just there to waste your time. Maybe they are a good pass time when you're free, but later on, they just annoy the shit outta you!
Yep, I present in front of you—BRANDON JOHNSON! An asshole.
"Katty!" That ass (Brandon=that ass) hugged me, "Ah, yes this smell, me likey!" Brandon sniffed my hair. WHAT THE— "Get off of me!" Kate shouted. "I do that every night," What does that even mean?
"Harry, let's take Kate with us too! We'll skip school together!" Brandon looked at Harrison. "WHAT?! NO! LEAVE ME, I HAVE WORK TO DO!" I shouted. "Let's go!" Brandon grabbed my hand and rushed towards Harry's house, leaving Harry behind. MY BASS! IT WAS GOING TO COME HOME AND I WON'T BE THERE TO GREET HIM!
"SOMEBODY HELP ME—THIS GUY IS DANGEROUS!" I shouted and finally a police car just passed beside us "WHAT ARE YOU DOING, YOUNG MAN?" The policeman said from the moving car.
Brandon passed a flying kiss with a smile to the policeman and continued running. The policeman was shocked. I felt sorry for that guy. I don't know what happened to him after that but his car started moving like a snake and finally bumped on a telephone pole. Maybe he got high because of Brandon's flying kiss. BUT—
IS THE CAR OKAY?!
When we finally reached our destination, we were standing in front of a huge house. And its front was completely made out of glass! Hey guys, ever heard of pRiVacY?
That ass (Brandon=That ass) walked towards the door, typed the code, the door opened and he barged in as if he owned the fucking place. We were inside Harrison's house! It smelled just like him! You know, every house has its scent. I take after the scent of my house. Brandon pinned me on the sofa and looked into my eyes, "Brandon—Stop it!" I was the rational one here.
This horny ass teenage shit! I seriously hate him!
"Let's continue where we left last time," He smiled. "Brandon, we are in someone else's house—" And his fingers were back at it again. "Does it tingle here?" He rubbed his fingers on the back of my neck as his arms passed through the back of my shirt. I laughed and pushed him, "Stop it—Brandon seriously—HAHA!"
"Hey, both of you! I know you're here," I heard Harrison walk towards the living room. I pushed Brandon away and Harry stood before us, "You better not do something weird at my house," "Weird?" Brandon tilted his head. "I brought some sausages, let's make hot dogs" Harry went away, "I'm in the kitchen if you need something," I went after Harry and left Brandon alone in the living room.
Harry opened a small box and took out a vanilla cake. Jaden was there with him too, "Here," He passed the cake to Jaden with a knife, "Give it to him and ask him to cut it" "Okay," Jaden ran towards the drawing door and knocked the door while I got busy talking to Harry.
"Oh! Seems like Harry's here," Brandon moved towards the door and slammed it open. The cake flipped from Jaden's hands when it was hit by the door and it landed on his face.
"Oops," Brandon said, "Sorry. Hey Harry, pass me a towel," Jaden slowly removed the plate from his face and cleared the cream around his eyes. He opened his eyes and looked at Brandon. "Oh God! What happened?" Harry and I got out of the kitchen.
"Harry...he?" Jaden pointed at Brandon. "Oh! Brandon will be having a sleepover here," Harry said with a smile. "Here's the towel," I gave him the towel. "Lemme clean it for you," Brandon took the towel from me and moved towards Jaden.
"NO! I'M QUITE COMFORTABLE WITH THIS! I—I'VE HEARD THAT VANILLA IS REALLY GOOD FOR SKIN SO RATHER THAN WASTING IT, I'LL JUST APPLY IT ON MY FACE!" Jaden said. "Okay? I don't really trust DIY hacks," Brandon then turned towards Harry, "By the way, Harry," He took out a DVD from his pocket, "Why is this here?"
Harry snatched the DVD "HEY! THIS IS THE PORN DVD I LOST SEVEN YEARS AGO! WHERE DID YOU FIND IT?" "It was inside the sofa—wait! Seven years? When you were eight?" That's some dedication you have there, Harrison.
"I didn't watch it...Because I lost it before I could watch it," Harry said. God wanted you pure so he played the uno reverse card on you, Harrison!
"You're always into this DVD and porn stuff. That's why girls dump you just before you have sex and in the end you have to do it yourself," Brandon said. "YEAH SO WHAT? WHO NEEDS GIRLS ANYWAYS? I GOT HANDS! I DID IT TO MYSELF!" Harry shouted. Everyone was speechless. Yeah! He stuffed his dick in his own asshole—That's how he did it. Oh God, I can't imagine it. Harry is flexible everywhere, I suppose.
"You sucked your own dick?" Brandon, an intellectual that we don't want but need. "I mean—I tried." Harry rubbed his head. "..." And I thought Brandon was the horny one. At least he find human partners, Harry's partner was his own dick, bro what the fuck? "THAT ALMOST KILLED ME OKAY. I WAS SECONDS AWAY FROM BREAKING MY NECK AND DYING!" Brandon laughed, "Imagine dying in that posture, while trying to suck your own dick,"
Everyone in the room was silent and Brandon was laughing his ass off.
"Shall we eat?" Brandon asked me. "Hot dogs!" Harry said. Weren't you guys fighting a while ago? Oh boy.
"Kate, come with me. We'll make hot dogs!" Harrison grabbed my hand and and took me to the kitchen. "I can't cook," I warned him how disastrous the results might be. "It's okay. I can teach you," Harry smiled. Have I ever told you guys how much I love Harry? Like he is the only guy I know who genuinely treats everyone with respect and the only guy who has the balls to shout or swear at Brandon Johnson.
And the only guy who ever tried to suck his own dick. Then again, we even have liars.
Brandon and Jaden followed us. Brandon stared at Jaden while walking and boy imagine how creepy he looked. White hair, crimson eyes open wide, staring at you for a minute straight. Wait—I shouldn't use Brandon and straight in the same sentence.
"What?" Jaden said as sweat flowed down his neck. "Believe it or not but I think I've seen you somewhere," Brandon narrowed his eyes. "It's the first time I've ever seen you" Jaden said. "Is that so?" Brandon asked. "YES!" Jaden said. Why was Jaden lying?
"Then, what's your name?" Brandon asked. Is he an idiot? That's obviously Jaden! He even called him to the terrace once. Jaden has been weird around him ever since then.
Guys, did I miss something?
To be continued
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