"MY PANTS ARE ON FIRE!" A rockstar shouted as if his existence was fading away from the universe and he was becoming a part of the realm of stars and demons, "WAKE UP SON IT'S TIME TO RUN! WEAR YOUR SHOES AND WALK YOUR ASS, YOU CUNT!"
"Yes, this is the best running music." Kate stood outside his house, ready for a run. So, you think getting your pants on fire is really good? Okay. I see you've got balls of steel.
Vacations end tomorrow and our boy wants to get in shape so today, he is gonna go for a little run in his neighbourhood.
"AW YEAH! LET'S DO IT!" He began running but as he took his first step, he got a leg cramp—A really bad one.
He sat down to hold his leg but in the process of sitting down, he twisted his back. It's sad how pathetic you are, Kate. He decided to crawl back home to main door, but in his way he went into the mud laying on the pavement. He decided to just jump there with one of his leg, but as he got up, the door opened and Anna knocked him down into a doormat.
"What are you doing?" She asked.
He is just ensuring that he is done with the day.
"Help me back inside,"
"Is that poop on your shirt?"
"It's mud,"
"MOM! KATE GOT POOP ON HIS SHIRT! Look! It's everywhere now!"
"Why you shitting in the halls, Kate?!"
"IT'S MUD! SHUT UP!"
Anna smirked, "Make me believe that it's mud,"
"Bitch, if your shit be looking like this then you might as well visit a doctor and get that ass of yours checked,"
She kicked his cramped leg and oofed him away.
"I HATE MY LIFE, MY LEGS HURT, I CAN'T BREATHE, I STILL HAVE TWO MILES TO GO AND THIS SONG SUCKS!" A love song was playing on Kate's headphones.
"Mom? MOM! I'M DYING! GET ME WATER AND A FEW VITAMIN TABLETS! AND TURN ON THE HEATER IT'S FUCKING COLD! WHERE'S THE TOWEL? I'M SWEATY! MOM!"
Kate was getting annoyed by his own voice and felt like slapping himself but his mom did it for him.
"Can you be polite? I'm your mom, I gave birth to you! Show some respect! It's my house!"
Don't worry Kate, I hate it too when my mom pulls out that "I birthed you" card.
"STOP SHOUTING AND DO YOUR HOMEWORK! YOU HAVEN'T EVEN STARTED, HAVE YOU?!" Mrs Roberts shouted.
"...No"
"And clean this up. Why am I always the one doing all the cleaning? It's our house!"...What a hypocritical, uncultured woman. But that's how all classic moms and memes are and we love both of them.
"I'm leaving for a garage sale. It's my only day off so I wanna enjoy it! You should be done with your homework till I return!" She left. Kate threw himself on his bed. He looked at his laptop and his books.
"I need to give that essay on 'Happiness is the greatest treasure to humanity' tomorrow. You expect me to write about happiness while you give me so much homework. Whatever! I'll just lie here on my bed because it's not tomorrow yet.
... AS IF! UGH! I need to start."
He was too lazy to move his hands so he just stared at them.
"I don't know why God invented masturabation. It's fucking weird."
Kate, you're becoming weird now. Please don't creep me out.
He opened his book and switched on his new laptop because the old one was trashed. He took out a pencil, wrote half an alphabet and the point broke. He began giving deathly stares to the pencil and the pencil broke completely.
Kate, son, it's about time you know you have got your hands on the power of the gay gods.
For ten minutes, he searched for the sharpener and found it in his boots. He sharpened the pencil and the point broke and fell continuously. One eternity later, the pencil was finally sharpened but had great reduction in size. Kate knew he could pull it off but the moment he pressed the pencil on the paper—the point broke again.
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All I Want Is You Baby (BoyXBoy)
Humor"I think that your brother is hotter than you. I'm leaving you" Kate Roberts, a high school student, is always referred as a 'good for nothing', while his twin sister Anna Roberts, is the queen of her class and is currently dating the hottest guy of...
