"I think that your brother is hotter than you. I'm leaving you"
Kate Roberts, a high school student, is always referred as a 'good for nothing', while his twin sister Anna Roberts, is the queen of her class and is currently dating the hottest guy of...
Yo motherfuckers! It's Michelle Jibber, people know me better by the name of 'MJ'.
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See that pic above? It's me in my childhood. Don't worry, I wasn't bullied, those are just some wounds I got while I was still learning how to climb on trees and when I was grooming myself to become the biggest thug on this planet! I stay more on the trees than my house and jump on roofs of other people's house than normally walk on the streets.
I love pizzas with a pineapple on top! I don't have specific preferences with food or women because according to me, they are not your life but just a part of your life. I do not believe in love, I just believe in attaining pleasure while you can.
I do like sports because sports and sex are kind of the same. Both need stamina and both make you feel good. And both are not everyone's cup of tea cause asexual people. I may sound like a lunatic but then again—Not everyone's opinions matters and definitely not yours. Now then, lemme take you a bit into the depth of my life.
If I had to sum up my life in two words, it would be 'SUDDEN CHANGES'
I was born and raised up in Virginia City, which is a ghost town in southwest Bailey County, Texas, United States. That is, until my dad got arrested in a murder case and was sentence for life imprisonment when I was ten. Yep, that's why I'm currently speaking in a country accent. I was born and raised among the cattle, wheat fields, under the open sky and fresh country air. I loved Texas, but my mom had different plans.
Mom was turning mad with happiness.
"FINALLY! I CAN LIVE MY LIFE!" Mom shouted as she came out of the church. Oh, did I tell you? Dad's family was very religious, mom was an atheist. That's why grandma didn't like her very much.
Mom then married an Welshman who was ten years younger to my dad but ten times more successful than him. You know what, I have a gut feeling that she was cheating on dad with him and it was all a conspiracy to get dad arrested so that they could marry. You know why? Because, that's what his business is—To kill people in return of money. Yep, he's a European mafia.
And I was the son of a poor farmer, living in Virginia. Mom used to go out to the city for work and that was where she met him. After her marriage, I lived in Wales with my uncle and my step brother, Ralf Kaise. Mom had developed that Brit accent but mine was a fairly country accent. And they hated it. So, I had a teacher who "fixed" my accent and I learnt the Brit English with the accent. Then, she moved with him and left me at my grandma's place. Yep, my "parents" just shipped me halfway across the world to my grandma.
"Grandma, I like horses. Could you get me one?" I, as a brat, asked my grandma. "Aww, you wanna ride a horse?" Grandma, who was a very kind woman, too kind for this world, smiled.
"No, I've heard animal sex feels amazing. My friend told me that. He did it with his goat the other day" I said. Mind it I'll tell you, I was eight back then. Yes, my childhood was pretty much ruined because of my seventeen year old friends. "WHAT?!" Grandma fainted. She decided to get me baptized at the church and we went to the pope. He told her maybe I should join the choir and sing the songs of praise to our lord and savior, Jesus Christ.
