All I Want Is You Baby (BoyXBoy)

Chapter 71 Finding Your Sexuality

BACK TO SCHOOL, BITCHES!
Yeah, Christmas vacations are over and now I'm back to school after a month. It's January 25th, and I am glad to return back to this shitty world. I was getting bored at home anyways.
IT FEELS SO GOOD TO BE AROUND PEOPLE WHO ARE LESS TALENTED THAN YOU!

"Hi Kate" Harry approached me.
"Hi Harry" I said.
Jaden passed beside us.

"Hi Jaden" I said. He just went away without looking back. He had grown out his hair. Now they reached till his shoulders. I'm not really a fan of long hair because I have washed my hair in the sink for my entire life and I plan to continue doing that.

"...What happened to him?" I asked Harry.
"He looked as if he had shit struck up his ass!" Harry said.

"AW COME ON! First thing to talk in the morning—Constipation" I said as we started walking "This sounds like—"

"Dog shit" Harry said.
"Yeah" I said.
"No there's literally dog shit lying there" Harry pointed at a supposedly cholera infected poop lying in the halls.

"I guess our principle's got a new pet" I said, "HEY WATCH OUT DUDE, IT'S DOG SHIT!" I shouted as I saw a guy walking towards the shit, engrossed in his phone.

He looked up after I shouted, his leg almost touched the shit when he suddenly swung his body but he didn't step on the poop—He landed on it!
"OH MY GOD!"

"That's nothing compared to what I saw last year. This small kid stepped into a pile of cow shit and his entire foot got submerged into it," Harry said. I did not want to know that.

This is an epic precursor of the winter semester. I just passed the exams of the summer semester and I'm dying. It's Monday, so first class English and second class, Biology.

Mrs Fig, our Biology teacher, is just an ordinary lady with a figure as if she ate a huge pear. She is the only fig I do not want to eat.

SHE IS ONE OF THE REASONS I HATE SCHOOL! Lemme tell you why,

"Mrs Fig, this is my project," I went to the faculty office.
"I'm sorry dear, but this file cover— You'll have to replace it" She said as she threw away my case study file while I brought for $8.

"Excuse me ma'am but WHY?" I said.
"Because I don't like it's fucking color! It's so depressing to look at this color, just like your tits" She said.

"I AIN'T GOT NO TITS!" I said.
"Yes, but don't worry, there's a massage to grow—"
"IMMA GUY!" I said.

"And I'm married!" She said. 
When you insult yourself and someone else at the same time.

"Wow someone actually accepts you."
"How dare you disrespect your teacher? GET OUT OF THE ROOM!"

Since then I HATE HER! SHE EVEN HAS A MISCONCEPTION ABOUT MY GENDER! I'VE TOLD HER A THOUSAND TIMES THAT I'M A GUY!

"So, listen carefully, this is important for your examination. It comes as a one marker," She said, "The corpus luteum releases a hormone that helps thicken the lining of the uterus, getting it ready for the egg. After the egg is released, it moves into the fallopian tube. It stays there for about 24 hours, waiting for a single sperm to fertilize it. All this happens, on average, about 2 weeks after the last menstrual cycle of the woman. Any doubts?"

One marker. Seriously? What is her brain made up of? Dead testicle cells?

And what do we have to write if it's a five marker? The entire intercourse session before fertilisation?

We had a test before the vacations and I got back the test paper today. She literally gave this question in the test—

Question 32) Rearrange- 'e p n i s'
Hint- This organ is the most vital organ of the body especially when erect.