I've always hated Valentine's day. It's just so annoying! You guys are lucky at least you didn't have to dig up rocks from a ditch on Valentines day. Yeah, I've gone through that.
Valentine's day is that shit ass day of the year when your parents realize that you exist while your girlfriend doesn't.
It's when love is in the air and you have to wear a mask and spray aerosol spray to kill the 'love germs'
People be like—
"Oh! My boo! I can see the entire Jamaica in your eyes!"
..Bruh
That's one good eyesight you have.
"Really? Then can you please tell if Stacie is out of her room or not?"
Dude, you carry Google maps in your eyes? How convenient!
I know brother Louise tried to ask Anna out yesterday...
"What are you doing here?" Anna asked as she looked at brother Louise. MJ was splitting beside him. He sat on her desk with his legs crossed while I sat behind them and just observed.
"Eating ass," Brother Louise smoked a cigarette. I choked on my sandwich.
"What the hell?"
"The junior building is ass, dude. They are keeping you guys in shadows," MJ said.
"I don't understand, how are you so free even though you're seniors," Anna said.
"I'm not free. I take out my time to come here," Brother Louise said.
"Why? To pick up girls?" MJ asked.
"I don't need to do that. Them hoes be drooling over me, I ain't picking anyone,"
"Good for you!"
"Are you going to the dance?" He asked Anna.
"Are you asking me out?"
"No, I'm just forcing a conversation to kill time" Brother Louise said.
"YOU DON'T HAVE ANY GENTLEMAN LIKE QUALITIES!" Anna shouted.
"Did I ask for a feedback?" Brother Louise said.
"YOU!"
"Hmm? Go on. Ask me out" He smirked.
"Okay, get out" Anna said.
Anna, just why?
Why do you have to be so dumb and embarrass me like this?
Anyways, today is the nostalgic Valentine's day.
"KATE! WHERE'S MY FACE PACK?" Anna barged inside my room.
"What the hell are you talkin' about?" I looked at her. She was getting ready for the Valentine's dance tonight. I just had a towel wrapped around my waist and I was drying my hair.
"Kate, why have you not shaved your legs" She said. Firstly, we are blonde. My hair is barely visible on my skin and even if it is—I'm a fucking man! I'm allowed to be hairy as fuck and I will!
"Because guys usually don't shave their legs?"
"THAT LEG HAIR IS DISGUSTING! TEAR THAT OFF AND PUT IT ON YOUR FACE! THEN MAYBE YOU'LL LOOK A LITTLE MASCULINE" Anna shouted at me.
"How about you worry about the mustache on your face Anna? You need to shave that bitch off!" I said.
"YOU SHOULD JUST STAY AWAY FROM ME! YOU'RE TRANSFERRING YOUR GAY GERMS!"
"That's not how it works. AND I'M NOT GAY!"
"BOTH OF YOU BE QUIET! WE HAVE GUESTS COMING TODAY!" Mom shouted as she barged inside my room. Why does everyone just barges inside my room? I'm not even dressed, ladies—Leave me alone!
"I AIN'T GOT NO PRIVACY EVEN IN MY OWN ROOM!!" I shouted.
"How dare you talk about privacy?! This is a democracy, everyone has the right to do wherever they want, whenever they want" Anna said.
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All I Want Is You Baby (BoyXBoy)
Humor"I think that your brother is hotter than you. I'm leaving you" Kate Roberts, a high school student, is always referred as a 'good for nothing', while his twin sister Anna Roberts, is the queen of her class and is currently dating the hottest guy of...
