Hamilton reacts to NOW!

Aaron Burr, Sir

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1776. New York City

Burr shot up out of his seat, "Oh no...oh no, no, no. NOT AGAIN"

Alexander rolled his eyes like the annoying 5 year old in time-out

[HAMILTON]
Pardon me. Are you Aaron Burr, sir?

"NO, GOODBYE." Aaron Screamed our causeing Leslie to choke onstage 

[BURR]
That depends. Who's asking?

"DUMB QUESTION RUN WHILE YOU CAN" Aaron yelled again earning a quick slap on the shoulder from James

[HAMILTON]
Oh, well, sure, sir
I'm Alexander Hamilton, I'm at your service, sir
I have been looking for you

"Creep." Thomas got shushed by James 

"Heyyy!" Alexander rolled his eye and glanced over at Aaron.

[BURR]
I'm getting nervous

[HAMILTON]
Sir...
I heard your name at Princeton. I was seeking an accelerated course of study when I got sort of out of sorts with a buddy of yours. I may have punched him. It's a blur, sir. He handles the financials?

[BURR]
You punched the bursar

"Why son?" 

"SIR AGAIN." Alexander practically screeched at the General Who was shaking his head in disappointment 

[HAMILTON]
Yes!
I wanted to do what you did. Graduate in two, then join the revolution. He looked at me like I was stupid, I'm not stupid

"Jeez pops. It wasn't that smart either."

"Neither was your duel young smartass." Thomas looked sternly at Philip 

So how'd you do it? How'd you graduate so fast?

[BURR]
It was my parents' dying wish before they passed

"Hamilton why must you get so personal?" Aaron looked at the Caribbean man with a spark of anger in his eyes 

[HAMILTON]
You're an orphan. Of course! I'm an orphan
God, I wish there was a war!
Then we could prove that we're worth more
Than anyone bargained for...

[BURR]
Can I buy you a drink?

"So you can shut the fuck up." 

"Mr. Burr" Washington looked at Aaron and frowned "language please."

[HAMILTON]
That would be nice

[BURR]
While we're talking, let me offer you some free advice
Talk less

"I second that notion" Thomas stood up and clapped.                         

  "Hey freak show, it's not a cabinet meeting" Alexander threw a piece of paper at Thomas that said. 'WIN MORE'

[HAMILTON]
What?

[BURR]
Smile more

[HAMILTON]
Ha

[BURR]
Don't let them know what you're against or what you're for

"Yeah you never SHUT UP" Samantha whisper yelled at Alexander 

[HAMILTON]
You can't be serious

[BURR]
You wanna get ahead?

[HAMILTON]
Yes

[BURR]
Fools who run their mouths off wind up dead

[LAURENS]
Yo yo yo yo yo!
What time is it?

"NO. NO. NO" Aaron screamed 

[LAURENS/LAFAYETTE/MULLIGAN]
Show time!

[BURR]
...like I said...

"Oh that's me!!" John was smiling so bright wearing his new favorite 'Save the Turtles' shirt. 

[LAURENS]
Show time! Show time! Yo!
I'm John Laurens in the place to be!
Two pints o' Sam Adams, but I'm workin' on three, uh!
Those redcoats don't want it with me!
Cuz I will pop chick-a pop these cops till I'm free!

Alexander and John smiled at each other, a sad....knowing smile. 

[LAFAYETTE]
Oui oui, mon ami, je m'appelle Lafayette!
The Lancelot of the revolutionary set!
I came from afar just to say "Bonsoir!"
Tell the King "Casse toi!" Who's the best?
C'est moi!

"His accent is, how you say, understandable." Lafayette nodded at Daveed who smiled in return 

[MULLIGAN]
Brrrah brraaah! I am Hercules Mulligan
Up in it, lovin' it, yes I heard ya mother said "Come again?"
Lock up ya daughters and horses, of course
It's hard to have intercourse over four sets of corsets...

"Well what the fuck..." 

"Philip Hamilton watch your mouth. We were drunk"

"Okay. Sorry uncle Herc."

[LAURENS]
No more sex, pour me another brew, son!
Let's raise a couple more...

[LAURENS/LAFAYETTE/MULLIGAN]
To the revolution!

"STOP PUTTING ALCOHOL IN THESE KIDS." Aaron was screaming again

[LAURENS]
Well, if it ain't the prodigy of Princeton college!

[MULLIGAN]
Aaron Burr!

[LAURENS]
Give us a verse, drop some knowledge!

Aaron laughed 

[BURR]
Good luck with that: you're takin' a stand
You spit. I'm 'a sit. We'll see where we land

[LAFAYETTE/MULLIGAN]
Boooo!

[LAURENS]
Burr, the revolution's imminent. What do you stall for?

[HAMILTON]
If you stand for nothing, Burr, what'll you fall for?
                                                                                                                                                                     [LAURENS]

Ooh
Who are you? 

[MULLIGAN]

Ooh

Who are you? 

[LAFAYETTE]

Ooh

Who are you?

[MULLIGAN/LAFAYETTE/LAURENS]
Ooh, who is this kid? What's he gonna do?

Alexander was on his feet clapping again and so was Aaron