Schuyler Defeated

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A/N  this will be the CUT Schuyler Defeated! 

[PHILIP]
Look! Grandpa's in the paper!
"War hero Philip Schuyler in danger of losing senate to young upstart Aaron Burr?"

"Burr!?!"

"Fuck off Hamilton" 

"Yeah fuck off Hamilthot"

"Tommy that's enough"

Grandpa might lose his seat in the senate


[ELIZA]
I thought he was unopposed?

"Think again" Burr replied looking as smug as ever

[PHILIP]
Not according to the paper he isn't!

[ELIZA]
Go make sure the door is closed

[PHILIP/ELIZA]
Further down, further down
See Schuyler has a challenger from New York, New York
For senator
Burr!

[ELIZA]
I gotta go I gotta find Alexander

"Before he becomes a murder" Herc whispered to Lafayette

[PHILIP]
Let him know we're on his side

[ELIZA]
No! He'll consider this a personal slander
I've gotta stop a homicide!

"Told you so"

[PHILIP]
Oh!

[PHILIP/ELIZA]
Look around, we should look around
Let's go and find your father down in New York, New York

[HAMILTON]
Burr! Since when are you a Democratic-Republican?

"YEAH"


[BURR]
Since being one put me on the up and up again, hah

"Something funny to you asshole?  Putting my family down the drain?!"

[HAMILTON]
No one know who you are or what you do

"THANK YOU MR. Miranda"

[BURR]
They don't need to know me, they don't like you

"excUSE mE?"

[HAMILTON]
Excuse me?

[BURR]
All of Wall Street thinks you're great
You'll always be adored by the things you create
But upstate you're the rascal who trades away the capital

"HOLD UP A MINUTE-"

[HAMILTON]
Wait-

[BURR]
The a**hole who taxes the a-a-alcohol!

"Fuck you Burr. Asshole"

[HAMILTON]
I always considered you a friend

"Not anymore"


[BURR]
I don't see why that has to end
A senate seat was up for grabs and I took it
It's not my fault people think you're crooked

"Man keeps roasting Alex" John said glaring at Burr

[HAMILTON]
You're gonna make a fool of me through my father in law?

[BURR]
There's the kid who almost shot Charles Lee in the jaw

"That was me though..." John replied 


My god, your pride will be the death of us all

Beware, it goeth before the fall!

"Foreshadowingggggg" Samatha commented under her breath

[ELIZA]
Alexander, there you are

"Betsy..."


[HAMILTON]
Eliza?

[ELIZA]
You forgot your papers

"Damn that was smooth" Burr remarked


Mister Burr, good sir, it's been so long
How are the Theodosias?

"Take notes from your Wife Alexander"

[BURR]

As a matter of fact, my wife has taken ill

"God...."

[ELIZA]
I'm not surprised, what with the chill
You'll send her our regards

[BURR]
I will

[ELIZA]
And how's your daughter?

[BURR]
She's my pride and joy
Fluent in French- and Latin!

"Yo...Burr so am I"

[PHILIP]
So am I!

[BURR]
She's the same age as your boy

"And she's cute" 

"Hmm?"

"Nothing pops"

[HAMILTON]
Yeah, one day he'll run Manhattan

[ELIZA]
We must be going, Burr
But send your girls our love

[BURR]
Nice to meet your son

"Hahhahahahahahaha no" 

[HAMILTON]
We're not done, mister Burr, sir

[ELIZA]
Hon

[BURR]
If I were you I'd stick with her, sir


"Poor little puppy Alexander"


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