1000 Ways To Annoy People

How To Annoy Your Teachers

1) Crawl under your desk and search through the carpet. Hysterically shout, "has anyone seen my pet mouse?"

2) Ask what the meaning of life is.

3) Pass notes around the classroom saying, "isn't (teachers name) a great teacher?" and when your teacher takes the notes off you and reads them, she can't shout at you.

4) Copy everything that your teacher does... EVERYTHING...

5) Play dumb... teachers hate it.

6) Make noises when the teacher has there back turned to you. She/He will get annoyed when they can't catch who is making them.

7) Pretend to fall asleep in class.

8) Speak in improper English (ie: ain't, innit', sup, ECT) and when you get corrected say, "yeah, that's what I said."

9) Randomly sit on the floor and begin to pray. Tell your teacher that you are "seeking help from god."

10) When it's quiet, complain that it's too noisy.

11) Cry and say that you laid an egg in your knickers. Extra points if your a boy ;)

12) Write your teacher a note full of misspelt words and improper English. The letter states that you demand to be moved up because your the "bestest in the class".

13) Tell your teacher that the voices in your head are making you cheat.

14) Insist that you are allergic to school.

15) Make animal noises.

16) Ask to go to the toilet but don't get up to go. When your teacher asks why you haven't gone, reply by saying "I just did."

17) Pretend that you broke your hand this morning so you can't write. Do nothing the whole day. At the end of the day smile at your teacher and say "high five!"

18) Stumble into class with ketchup all over you. When the teacher asks why you are bleeding say "I'm not."

19) Order a pizza to class.

20) Accuse the teacher of cheating when they walk past.

21) Randomly shout the line "FREEZE... EVERYBODY CLAP YOUR HANDS!" from the "Cha Cha slide" song.

22) Flirt with the teacher.

23) Gasp for breathe and say "I'm a fish... I can't breathe out of water!"

24) Laugh at everything your teacher says.

25) Get the whole class to hum quietly... and gradually get louder and louder.

26) Pretend to be afraid of your own shadow.

27) Clear your throat every 2 minutes.

28) Widen your eyes and stare at your teacher throughout the whole lesson.

29) Stand up and shout "How do you know that?" and argue that it's not accurate information. When you don't have a comeback, mutter "I am so done with this..."

30) Tell your teacher that "you didn't do the homework because you didn't think that it was worth it." Grin as you say it.

31) Get the whole class to have a coughing fit at the same time.

32) When your teacher says "take a seat" say, "take it where?"

33) Tell your teacher that you'll hand in your homework as soon as your parents are finished doing it.