Ochobot: So Reverse, you have three options: Yaya, Ying and Boboiboy. Kiss, kill, or marry?
Reverse: Boboiboy, I will only kiss you, marry you, and kill Fang.
Fang: I'M NOT EVEN IN THE OPTIONS WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK.
* * *
Leaf: Hey, I'll jump to Earth and he'll definitely catch me!
Wind: Really??
Fire: Doubt it!
Leaf: *runs towards Earth*
Earth: Wait, Leaf, I'm holding coffee---
Earth: *drops coffee to catch Leaf*
Leaf: Hehe...
* * *
Fire: Cool! Let me try!
Fire: *runs towards Water*
Water: What the actual fu-
Fire: *water ball gets popped and Fire is lying on Water's stomach*
Water: Fire-
* * *
Wind: Woahhhh! I wanna try!
Wind: *run towards Lightning*
Wind: *falls flat on his face*
Lightning: *walks away*
Wind: :'( Why such a Tsundere??!???
Light: Haizz... poor guy.
* * *
Fang: This is pretty skeptical...
Fang: *run towards Light*
Light: What the actual fuck?!?
Light: *teleports away*
Fang: *gets caught by Earth, who was nearby*
Fang: *caresses Earth's cheek* Is this fate?
Earth: *drops Fang and walks away*
* * *
Reverse: *runs towards Boboiboy*
Boboiboy: What the heck is wrong with you people?!?!?
Boboiboy: *karate chops Reverse's side*
Reverse: *crashes into Fang*
Fang: I HATE ALL OF YOU!!
Reverse: T_T Why Boboiboy...
* * *
Boboiboy: Are you sure you won't regret choosing me as the superhero?
Ochobot: Don't worry, Boboiboy. I never make mistakes. I do crosswords with a Sharpie and never learned the shortcut for undo.
Boboiboy: It's command z.
Ochobot: Don't need it, won't use it.
* * *
There's a game between the Elementals which included getting Lightning or Fire mad enough to use their second tiers. Bonus points for surviving.
Most of the points go to Light, who really wasn't playing most of the time.
* * *
Fire: If you thought me and Lightning were scary when we're mad...
Lightning: You haven't known Earth long enough.
Cue a raging Quake chasing after Light because he made Leaf cry on purpose.
Fire: Exactly.
Wind: Holy fuck.
Quake, suddenly behind Wind: I heard a curse word...
Lightning: Run.
* * *
Light: I would throw out all the things you love!
Lightning: You wouldn't fit in my trashcan.
Light: IS THAT A FUCKING CHALLENGE??!
Earth: Light, get out of that trashcan this instant!
* * *
Fire: Hey, Water, your last name sucks.
Water: Uh huh.
Fire: You should use mine instead!
Light, watching all of this: Cool.
Light, turns to Lightning: Hey, you know your last name sucks, right?
Lightning: I know. Can I use yours?
Light:
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Vampire Fang, wearing a mask: The smell of Boboiboy's blood is so strong...
Boboiboy: Fang? Are you alright?
Fang: Yeah, I'm alri-
Fang: *Gets stuffed in Boboiboy's sweater with him still wearing it*
Boboiboy: Do you feel better?
Fang: Boboiboy is so evil--
Fang: Y-yeah I'm fine.
* * *
Vampire Boboiboy: Let's be friends!
Werewolf Fang: We can't!
Vampire Boboiboy: Why?
Werewolf Fang: Because you're a fucking dumbass!
Vampire Boboiboy: What does "fucking dumbass" mean?
Fairy Yaya: WHAT DID YOU TEACH HIM?!
Pixie Ying: YOU CORRUPTED OUR CINNAMON BON!!!!
Troll Gopal: HE SCREWED UP! IT'S NOT ME THIS TIME!!
Leprechaun Ochobot: He's so done for.
* * *
Shizuko: I hate my parents. I've left them for so long, but I still despise them with every inch of my being. Sometimes, I can still hear their dead voices.
Shizuko's Parents: Shizuko, we're still here.
Shizuko: As I said, they're lucky to have me even if they're useless, incompetent peons that deserve to die.
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YOU ARE READING
Boboiboy Shitpost Book
General FictionWarning: Theories, Foreshadowing, Cursing, and indefinite sarcasm. Leaf is trying to figure out what shipping means. Solar is too embarrassed to help.
