Boboiboy Shitpost Book

api wants a cup of expresso depresso to go

Tanah, the therapist: And what do we say when we're depressed?

Api: Because sad spelled backwards is das, and das not good.

Tanah:

Api:

Angin, the receptionist: This is why y'all in therapy.

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Api: Two negatives make a positive, right?

Air: Yep.

Api: Then if I get depression twice, will it turn into happiness?

Air: Api, no.

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Cahaya, the dentist: Alright, open up.

Api: It started with a bunch of chickens-

Cahaya: I meant your mouth, not your life story.

Daun: Let him finish, Cahaya.

Api, ugly sobbling: One of them was so cute-

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