Daun: Let's have a Disney marathon!!!
Api: Heck yes! I call The Little Mermaid!!
Angin: I want Tangled!
Daun: Snow White!
Tanah: Um, Sleeping Beauty?
Air:
Cahaya:
Petir:
Cahaya: What's Disney?
Petir: idk.
Air: idk either.
Api: WHAT?? HOW CAN YOU THREE NOT HEARD OF DISNEY!??
Cahaya: I don't indulge in meaningless entertainments.
Petir: Don't care.
Air: Sleeping.
Tanah: Well--
Angin: WHO CARES!? WE'RE BINGING DISNEY TONITE. ALL OF U MUST COME!!
Cahaya: No.
Petir: No.
Air: No.
Tanah: Um, why? It's a great bonding experience.
Cahaya: Quantom Mechanics.
Petir: Training.
Air: Sleeping.
Daun: B-b-b-but--
Cools: Shit ._.
Tanah: Come on. You don't want to make Daun cry, do you?
Cahaya: Fine…
Air: As long as I can sleep.
Petir:
Petir: Still no.
Cahaya: Petir, me and Air relented. You're not escaping this.
Petir: I don't see the point of it.
Api: AW COME ON!! YOU PEOPLE ARE NO FUN!!
Angin: PLEASE?? PETIR???? PWEASE?????
Daun: Please please please please please 🙏🙏
Petir: NO.
Tanah: Everyone's waiting for you. Don't keep them waiting.
Petir: You don't have to, because I'm not going to!
***
Tanah: How are we going to do this?
Cahaya: Don't worry, I have a plan!
Api, in a distance: Isn't that a surprise!
***
Petir: //enter his room//
Door: //locks itself//
Petir: What the fuck?? //tries to open the door//
Angin, from Petir's bed: Petir!! You're finally here!!
Petir: //shrieks//
Api, closing his ears: Jesus. Never thought you could scream that loud!
Petir: WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE???
Cahaya, wrapped in a blanket next to Air: Since you're not going to the living room to watch Disney, so we moved the movies and the TV here.
Petir: GET OUT OF MY ROOM!!
Tanah: Petir, it's only for a while.
Tanah: Well… for eight hours at least.
Petir: WHAT!? LET ME OUT!!
Api: Daun!
Daun: :D //ties Petir and straps him on the bed next to Tanah// Now you can't escape!!
Petir: WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU???
Api: I want to watch Mulan!! MULAN!!
Petir: LET ME OUT!!
***
Three movies later…
Cahaya: My brain cells just died…
Air: //asleep//
Tanah: I think that's enough. We should go to be--
Daun: FROZEN! LET'S WATCH FROZEN!!
Air: //wakes up//
Petir: //his soul left his body// //poor soul//
Api: OH! ITS LIKE AIS!! AIR!! MAKE AN ICE CASTLE!!
Air: My second tier isn't used for building. 💢
Petir: 💢💢💢💢💢💢💢
Cahaya: 💢💢💢
Petir: I'M OUT OF HERE!! //lightning speeds out the window//
Cahaya: Same! Bye! //follows Petir with light speed//
Air: //asleep//
Troublemakers: //didn't notice their departure//
Tanah: //asleep//
YOU ARE READING
Boboiboy Shitpost Book
General FictionWarning: Theories, Foreshadowing, Cursing, and indefinite sarcasm. Leaf is trying to figure out what shipping means. Solar is too embarrassed to help.
