Boboiboy Shitpost Book

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Cyclone: I'll do anything for you!

Thunderstorm: Then perish.

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Quake, to Adu-du: I've walked into hell and came out singing. You think you scare me? Please. I've seen Ejo-jo in zumba classes.

Adu-du:

Thunderstorm:

Cyclone:

Fang: What the actual fu-

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Fang, showing Boboiboy his house: And this is where I live.

Boboiboy: Woah! This place is so big!

Fang, caressing Boboiboy's hair: And you know what else is bi-

Boboiboy: My love for Jesus. Amen.

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Fang: I've heard you like bad boys.

Quake: No.

Fang, ripping his goth jacket up: Thank god. It was exhausting.

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Thunderstorm, shuffling in the dining room to have breakfast: Motherfucking Christ, Solar. Now thanks to you I can't feel my fucking waist!

Solar, sitting down next to Thorn and Quake: It's not my fault you have such low endurance.

Thunderstorm: I think I stretched my thigh muscles.

Solar: So? I can't feel my fucking back!

Quake: *drops spoon into his cereal*

Blaze: *cereal bowl falls into lap*

Ice: *overfills his glass with milk*

Cyclone: *choking on air*

Thorn: Why is everyone acting weird?

Thunderstorm: Don't know. 

Solar: Please tell me you guys didn't think we were having sex.

Quake: *raises finger*

Thunderstorm: Quake, remember. We signed up to a fucking yoga course last week.

Quake: *lowers finger*

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Thunderstorm - submissive Tsundere towards everyone.

Cyclone - dominant happy-go-lucky.

Quake - can be both submissive and dominant.

Blaze - an explosive sub.

Ice - the lazy dominant.

Thorn - the childish, innocent dominant.

Solar - arrogant dominant. Prideful sub.

Boboiboy - submissive cinnamon bun.

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^^^ following last statement.

> = dominates in bed/relationship

Cyclone > Thunderstorm

Solar > Thunderstorm

Sai/Ice > Blaze

Solar > Thorn

Thorn > Solar

Fang/Ochobot > Quake

Quake > Thunderstorm

Fang/Ochobot/Kaizo > Boboiboy

Reverse > Boboiboy