Ft. Eau_de_Glace, LaraKat13 and kazscircus.
Atalanta: Mothers over everyone. Including her owner. Has the name Mother for a reason.
Glace: So bondage is—
Atalanta: //slaps ducttape on her mouth// Shh!! There's children here!!
Glace: //points the middle finger//
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Death X: Has perfect harmony with his owner because they're as crazy as each other. 👌
Bloop, to Ata: Look, princess, it's official that we should not discuss such delicate matters in a public comment section where there's UNDERAGE CHILDREN.
Death X to Shizuko: Princess
Death X to Lara: Buttercup
Death X to Atalanta: Sugar Mama
Death X to everyone else: Honey
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Lara: Is like her owner, petite, shy. But her owner's more sarcastic and outgoing.
Lara: Can we go to the multiverse?
Kat: No.
Lara: Why?
Kat: Because it's a mess thanks to TFAV—
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Shizuko: Asshole. Nothing like her owner. Memes without knowing. Doesn't ship anything.
Scarlet: SHUT UP
Shizuko: YOU SHUT UP YOU USELESS PIECE OF CRAP. YOU CAN'T EVEN DO SHIT RIGHT.
Scarlet: //sulks in a corner//
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Boboiboy Shitpost Book
General FictionWarning: Theories, Foreshadowing, Cursing, and indefinite sarcasm. Leaf is trying to figure out what shipping means. Solar is too embarrassed to help.