BurritoBarakat: HAPPY BDAY ALEX ILY SO FUCKING MUCH!
AlexanderIsGod: aw thx bby ly2
Beebo: HAPPY BIRTHDAY BITCH
ZackTheSnack: HEY ALEX
AlexanderIsGod: yes?
ZackTheSnack: I GOT U A PRESENT
AlexanderIsGod: ?
ITSGONNARIAN: ITS A HARRY POTTER WAND BOOK
AlexanderIsGod: OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG
GerardWayButGayer: Wait how old are u?
BurritoBarakat: He's 18! my boy is growing up!
FrankIeroMustDie: hah now its illegal to fuck him!
BurritoBarkat: fuck off
GerardGayButGayer: DON'T RUIN ALEX'S DAY
JoeFro: YEAH ITS THE LORDS BDAY HE CAN SUCK OFF JACK IF HE WANTS
AlexanderIsGod: jesus christ
BurritoBarakat: that's what you'll be saying tonight bby 😉
FelonySteve😫: hAH
OttoWoody: gAH
ZackTheSnack: also Jack got you a guitar
BurritoBarakat: ZACK I WAS GONNA SUPRISE HIM
ZackTheSnack: IM SORRY AWSTEN GAVE ME 20 KETCHUP PACKETS HE BRIBED ME
BurritoBarakat: AWSTEN!
FelonySteve😫 : JACK
AlexanderIsGod: DONKEY
ITSGONNARIAN changed the chat name to DONKEYISGODNOW
FelonySteve😫 : Wheezing omfg
GeoffWigSNATCHington: oml
ALSO I JUST REALIZED SOMETHING
BurritoBarakat: !?!
GeoffWigSNATCHington: I never asked if Alex was okay on thanksgiving when he had an anxiety attack
AlexanderIsGod: o yeah forgot about that
BurritoBarakat: I snuck out and went to his house
AlexanderIsGod: you calm me so much idk how its possible
FrankIeroMustDie: awww I remember one time Gerard was freaking out and I broke into his house and he hit me with a bat bc he thought I was a murder
GerardWayButGayer: stfu
AlexanderIsGod: couple wars its on
Jish: TYLER WE GOTTA FIGHT
Tyjo: MKAY
FelonySteve😫 : geoff u know what to do
FrankIeroIsGod: HIDE GERARD I'LL PROTECT YOU
GerardWayButGayer: *Hides* xD
BurritoBarakat: *kills fronk*
GerardWayButGayer: *dies from shock*
AlexanderIsGod: *mark hoppus rises from the ground instantly killing everyone in sight*
GerardWayButGayer: *comes out from hiding* awe josh and tyler are hugging skeletons now!
AH FUCK JACK AND ALEX WERE FUCKING
BurritoBarakat: HAH
PattyCakes: OML I'M LATE BUT HAPPY BDAY ALEX WTH DID I MISS
YOU ARE READING
ARE WE GAY? YES! ( band Groupchat)
FanfictionJust emo bands having a gay group chat thats all.
