How do they calm bae down when they're upset about pads being expensive?

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Say you storm in, visibly pissed off, and if looks could kill then you'd probably leave a line of destruction. Your boy asks the lovely mistake of what's the matterand you unleash your tirade of PADS ARE FUCKING BULLSHIT THEY DON'T NEED ANY KIND OF TAX ON THEM.

Leo is taken aback, but won't show it, he'll let you rant about it, then asks what actually is a luxury tax (never had to go shopping=clueless on all aspects of it). And after you explain what it is, and then explain how it affects you, he'll take your side on the ordeal. He would be a bit skeptical, thinking you're overreacting just a tad bit, but he'll be there with a supporting hand and warm tea.

Raph looks stone faced, but is just as clueless. He knows its about your period and the stuff you use to take care of that. He figures that you're pissed about something and you'll let off some steam, so he'll lend an ear and agree to whatever you're saying. Doesn't really think its that big of a deal, but seeing you keeping that sour mood for a few more days makes him rethink that notion. He makes sure to keep you comfortable through the rest of your week.

Donnie knows, understands, and will stay quiet until you've ranted and raved yourself enough for his to comfort you. He'll take your hands into his & hold you against him, silently thinking that your angry/pouty face is too cute, and will tell you how it truly is bullshit to have a luxury tax on something like pads, when in itself is no luxury at all.

Mikey will rant with you. He spends most of his time on social media, and surprisingly knows all about the luxury and the unfair "pink" tax women products are placed with. He'll (involuntarily) hype you up, putting in his two cents on how this is unfair treatment and that the tax is completely unnecessary. By the end of the rant you both look ready to storm the nearest Walgreen and boycott lady products. But watching you both rant about pads does calm you down a lot faster than anticipated, and it's when you hug him that the sour mood of yours just floats away. He'll make sure to have you in his arms for most of the week, and the rest of it is spent cuddling, and a lot of sweets. Nothing but good vibes

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