DT Ninja Turtle Headcanons

How would they react to the bae putting pizza slices on their (the bae's) body?

Leo

He's caught so off-guard he'd take a step back. Though after snapping out of it, he'd insist you get off the bed and into the shower. He can't handle pizza stains on his bed, and he doesn't think covering your nether regions with slices of pizza is EVER a good idea. Some scolding, some pouting (on your part), and some makeup smooches. He might be avoiding pizza for a while after that.

Raph

He lets out a huge barking laugh as soon as he set eyes on you. The sight of you is so fucking ridiculous that he can't even comprehend what he's seeing. He then pulls out his phone and takes a picture, before tossing the phone somewhere you can't find. He's still chuckling as he takes a slice from your chest and eats it.

Donnie

Would stand there for a solid minute, quiet and taking in the view. Then, he'd slowly approach you, gently taking each pizza slice and setting it aside as he scoops you up in his arms. Bounding over to the bathroom he promptly dumps you in the tub and flips on the shower. He then rambles on about how terrible pizza grease is to your skin and the bad effects of wasting good food away while you wash up.

Mikey

Would honestly be the only one on board, thinking it's food play, but it's actually gonna turn into him just eating the pizza off of you before dozing off, leaving you with smelly and cold pizza stains. You don't know why you even tried, so next time you'll just opt on getting lingerie with pizza slice patterns. Less mess, and maybe then he'll eat you instead.