DT Ninja Turtle Headcanons

How would the turtles react to watching sausage party?

Leo

He thought it'd be a cool enough movie, till the repeated sex jokes and terrible vulgar insinuations killed the mood for him. He doesn't last long into the movie; after a certain scene with the antagonist and a grape juice box Leo retreats back to his room to either nap or work on some calligraphy. Anything better than continuing the film.

Raph

Raph doesn't give much of a damn on whatever he watches, as long as it doesn't bore him. Yeah, he laughs at some of the jokes, but others are just hits and misses He watches it up until the food orgy, then he just gets weirded out and ditches early on to do something, really anything better.

Donnie

Donnie rarely sits down and watches anything consecutively, he's always gotta be going back and forth between rooms; he starts at the lab, then looks over to the living room, before going to the kitchen and grabbing a snack, comes back to the living room, only to leave back to his lab to work on something. He's read the reviews on sausage party and honestly wouldn't bother himself on watching it, knowing it'll probably leave him with less brain cells than what he has currently.

Mikey

Mikey's the only one who gets through the entirety of the movie just because he wants bragging rights, and the rest of his brothers chickened out mid movie. He watches it all, but to be honest with himself, it wasn't great. Sure, there were some cool scenes here and there, some legit fine jokes, but overall it wasn't a great movie. He feels wigged out whenever he has to go fetch food for himself now too.