My sister: *singing to some random song* IIIIII'MMM A LITTLE O.D.D!
Me: shut up please.....
My sister: why, it's not like you can sing!
Me: neither can you....
Sister: I'm still better than you!
Me: true, but at least I don't have anger issues.
Sister: NO I DON'T! I SWEAR, YOU MAKE ME WANNA GOUGE OUT YOUR EYEBALLS, SHOVE THEM DOWN YOUR THROAT SO YOU CAN WATCH ME RIP YOU APART FROM THE INSIDE AND THEN BURN YOUR BODY JUST TO THROW YOUR ASHES IN THE OCEAN!
my mom: What's going on in there?!
Me: don't question it mom......the questioning is what I do......I question my existence.....and why teachers are so stupid these days.
