Title: Blueberry
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Song Of The Week: Take Her To The Moon- Waterparks
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Time: 8:34pm
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Josh: Tyler.
Tyler: Josh.
Josh: may I ask you a question?
Tyler: shoot.
Josh: alright.
Josh: so...
Josh: why do you follow Chuck E. Cheese on Twitter?
Tyler: ...
Tyler: uh.
Tyler: haha
Tyler: that's a uh..
Tyler: *coughs*
Tyler: that right there is a very good question, Joshua.
Gerard: yeah I've been wondering about that too but I was too confused to ask about it so I just ended up forgetting that you even followed them in the first place.
Pete: same here.
Brendon: yep. Me too.
Tyler: wait how'd you all find out?
Ryan R: Bren was checking out their page to see if people were still complaining about their pizza tasting like cardboard.
Brendon: update: it still does. And yes. People are still, understandably, complaining about it.
Josh: awe I've always thought that their pizza tasted pretty nice ;-;
Patrick: I think their pizza tastes like pure ass.
Pete: language, Pat.
Melanie: you're one to talk.
Patrick: call me Pat again I d a r e you
Pete: NOPE. I've learned my lesson from last time haha not gonna forget that. Ever.
Gerard: child, I'll take you to go get some real pizza with cheese that couldn't easily be mistaken for Elmer's glue and sauce that isn't suspiciously freezing in the middle.
Josh: that sounds like fun. I'm down.
Frank: so, back on topic. Why do you follow them, Tyler?
Pete: ^
Tyler: uhhhhh
Josh: ...?
Tyler: okay so here's the thing.
awsten: HEY GUYS
Tyler: oh hey look it's Awsten let's all pay attention to him now and stop interrogating the incredibly talented Tyler Joseph. Sound good? Good.
Mikey: hi awsten
awsten: HI OH MY FUCK THIS CHAT'S SUPER BIG.
Melanie: yep, and it just keeps getting bigger and bigger.
Ashley: what are we at now, like, ten people?
Brendon: let's see, we've got Dallon, Josh, Tyler, me, Frank, Patrick, Pete, Melanie, Mikey, Ashley, the Ryans, Awsten, aaaand I believe that's it. So thirteen people in total.
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