I'm being stalk by a vampire.....( 5sos )

Shit get fuck up

"OMFG imma die ." I say as I grab the nearest thing closes a lamp thing .

I walk up the flights of steps until I'm on the top floor breathing hard how the fuck am I skinny why do we have steps fuck .

"I HAVE A LAMP THINGY AIN'T AFRAID TO USE IT ." I think he heard it cause a different song came on it was FUCKEN dark scary

This bitch isn't getting me to leave so imma be a man I walk to the door the piano screaming to the music I open the door seeing no one at the piano

"THE FU-." before I could say fuck that Asian dude FUCKEN appear out of no where stared at me across the room which now I was ready to fucken strike .

"One I'm NoT ASIAN ."

"WELL YOU LOOK LIKE IT ."

"SHUT UP ."

"NO THIS IS MY HOUSE GET OUT SUN OF A BIT-." I scream then he fucken put a hand over my mouth

His hand

Taste like

FUCKEN

Dirty

Socks

The fuck

I struggle out of his grip I'm not FUCKEN doing this so I did what any girl would do

"MmmMmmMMmmmMM." I said in to his hand

"What..?."

"Mmmmhmmhmmhnnnhnhmmmm."

"What ?."

I bit his hand and kick his knee and scream

"DONT MESS WITH SUPER BATMAN BITCH IMMA MOTHER FUCKIN LEDGEN ."

I said running out oh what I would do for Nutella

Right now I felt like those steps were for ever

" Sam you can't hide ."

"THIS IS MY HOUSE I KNOW MY HIDING SPOTS ."

I scream running into the kitchen were three guys where at

Ok one has weird as hair

One looks like a weird guy with a Pierce lip

OMFG I'm getting rape by three guys I mean four

"Now you might think -." the color hair freak started talking

" Are you seriously eating pizza right now Michael !."the lip guy said

Wait

PIZZA

" YOUR EATING MY FUCKEN PIZZA YOU SUN OF A BIT-."

" You have to stop saying sun of a bitch ." Calum said behind me

I think I pissed my self

I'm not kidding

I litterly think

I

Pissed

My

Self

Fuck

"OMFG ALL OF YOU OUT GET OUT AND YOU FUCKEN ASIAN LOOKING CHINSE BITCH OUT YOU TO LIP PEIRCE GET

"GET."

"NO."

"LEAVE."

"MAKE US."

"FUCK U."

" HOW HARD ."

"wait what ."

"Huh."

This is what god sends me a bunch of idiots and guy looking ASIAN Hawaiian looking dude and a unicorn crazy hair man and a Pierce

lip and a uh my little pony guy the fuck

"Oh btw we don't bite ..............hard ."

" What!." I step back until every thing goes dark

Shit gunna get fuck up .-.