" OH SAY CAN YOU SEE , I REALLY HAVE TO PEE AND BY THE DAWN OF TIME GEORGE GAVE MY MOTHER LIFE SO SAY CAN I HAVE PEE RIGHT NOW PLEASE DUN DUN DUNN DUNNN."
I scream on top if my lungs , let's recap ,
I told Calum I loved him , now he's in a coma I'm in a closet that's fucken huge and no one will let me out oh btw , WHO THE FUCK MAKES A CLOSET SOUND PROOF LIKE HEY LUKE YOU RAPEING KALIE IN HERE DA FUC , I sit still have to pee , I walk over to the door and jingle the Handel , wait I'm a angel and a demon wtf am I doing , I simply walk up kicking the door down and walking out using the rest room then when I walk back into the living room , someone was wearing my brah and there's weed ?
" Ok cliffornado get my bra off your head , Luke put on some pants , no Luke not my pants , ASHTON STOP TAKING PICTURES WITH DESSA OK OMFG KALIE PUT THE WEED DOWN CHILD YOUR HIGH ! NO ASHTON I DONT WANNA TAKE A PICTURE WITH YOU , MICHAEL STOP HITTING LUKE , LUKE STOP LETTING MICHAEL HIT YOU MAN UP , CALUM STOP POKING ME OMFG -."
" Fine ."
" HOLY SHIT CALUM ."
I jump on his back cuddling him to death kissing his face ,I don't care if I look mental I was trap in the closet for a day so ....
" Why does the house smell weird ."
I groan standing up giving Cal-pal some blood in a glass , where do I start ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
" So I was trap in a closet for a day I kick the door down which you need to call a guy for that then I walk out here but went pee first then Michael , Ashton , Dessa and Kalie where high then Dessa's mum left yesterday be for I was lock in the closet and they where high Luke was trying to put my pants on then Michael had my bra on his head and then I yelled at them, then you came down the steps poking me , and now where talking about this ."
I say taking a breath looking at Calum's expression , which meant " your probably on drugs or I'm on drugs because that's crazy ." but actually it was
" We'll that's a story I want to hear when I'm half awake ."
I hold in a giggle , wait when am I so girly wtf I'm punk rock I do what I want , that's until my bra was in the pool and I lost it
" OK YOU ALL BETTER EXPLAN IM FUCKEN DONE MY LACE BRAH IS IN THE POOL NOT TO MENTION WHERE AT A HOTEL AND NOW PEOPLE KNOW I WHERE VICTORIA SECRETE I WANT EVERYONE TO CLEAN UP NOW AND MICHAEL YOU GET MY BRA FROM DOWN STAIRS GO ."
I scream everyone stumble to there feet then running off doing what I ask I turn around seeing Calum laughing , I pout
" What the fuck are you laughing at coma boy ."
" Your cute when your mad ."
" I'm punk rock I can do what I want , so suck my ass bitch ."
...... I literally made this funny as hell with out trying holy shit
YOU ARE READING
I'm being stalk by a vampire.....( 5sos )
VampirSo here it goes Shit gets fuck up Love gets real Hearts are shape Someone dies then comes back alive So your fuvk up if you dint read this We all beautiful bitches If that doesn't explain It Get help