If a normal weekend could be anything less than normal, this is what it would be. I was finishing up ghost hunting with my boyfriend of four months, Sal Fischer, or Sally Face, when Ash came running up to us.
" Hey, Sal! " She exclaimed, ignoring my presence. " It's nice to see you! Come on, let's do some painting lessons like you promised. " She said in a slightly flirtatious tone.
Now, I'm not a normally jealous person, but this was obviously fucked up. I don't know why, but it was. Maybe it was the way she looked at him, or her tone, or maybe I was going insane, but something was up.
I shrugged, following them down to the basement, (or Larry's apartment, ) and they started to paint. I noticed Ash being really touchy with Sal, and how relaxed and calm he looked.
" Whatever. " I said softly to myself. I wasn't a jealous person on a normal occasion, but I was right now.
Finally, I was sick of this shit. I grabbed Sal's shirt, and pulled him out of the room. He yelped in surprise, his eyes furrowing in confusion.
" Dude, Y/N, what the hell? " He said, rubbing his back.
" She was so obviously flirting with you, Sal. I'm not fucking dumb. " I snapped back.
" Are you always this clingy?! " He shot back at me, as we both stepped closer. This was the most heated argument we had in a long time.
" Are you always such a clueless fuck, Sal?! " I yelled. " Ash is obviously into you and you didn't try and push her away when she got so close?! It was like cheating on me in front of me, what the fuck?!? " I threw my hands up, groaning in frustration.
" Fine, fine, I'm sorry. " Sal said, muttering something under his breath.
" What was that?! "
" I said I'm not sorry! I'm not sorry your clingy and jealous, and can't stand the fact I'm having fun with someone that isn't you! " Sal boomed.
" Damn right, i'll have more fun without you in my life, we're over Sally Face. " I shrieked. " If you're going to be toxic, I don't need you, so I'm going. I dont need toxicity in my life, so goodbye. "
Timeskip two months.
I was living my best life, honestly. Sal had started dating Ash, Larry was part of a band, and Todd and Neil were still together. At times Sal would shoot me a look of longing or sadness, but I didn't exactly care.
If he was going to yell at me for being human, then I didn't need him.
I liked to hang out with Megan a lot. I would sneak up to the fifth floor, talk to her and play some games, and then leave.
One time, I accidentally met Sal on the way. It was an accident of course, and I just had ignored him and continued talking with Megan, but he obviously didn't like that.
" God, why do you keep ignoring me?! Do you hold grudges for, like, ever!? " Sal finally blew his top, making me roll my eyes.
I stood up, waving bye to Megan.
" I'm ignoring you because you have a girlfriend and I have my best friend, Megan, to hang out with. Maybe you should stop being so clingy. "
" That's what you said to me, isn't it? "
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