RANDOM ONE SHOTS I CAME UP WITH []ONESHOTS[]

Kris x Reader.

(( This is going to be a frankly long one shot. It's going to be angst and fluff. Enjoy ))

My name is Y/N. I am a spade. My stepbrother is Lancer and my Lesser Dad is Rouxls Kaard. That's not exactly important, just wanted to introduce myself haha!

I'm the soul of INTEGRITY. Very fulfilling title, amirite??

I was walking in the forest with Lancer, laughing and snorting to his ridiculous jokes. he was riding on his bicycl- motorcycle... Before he shushed me suddenly.

" Ya hear that?! I think those are Lightners!! " Lancer said excitedly. I nodded along with him, and raced off in a run beside him.

We bumped the cloaked figure out of the way, smiling broadly. Lancer and I looked at eachother, engaging a teasing conversation with them.

"Who the hell are you? " The purple one asked.

Me and him twisted around. " We're.... The bad guys! "

We engaged in battle. I pulled out a bow and arrow, getting ready to shoot. The blue one introduced himself as Kris. He explained the purple one was Susie.

I rolled my eyes, getting ready to shoot. I shot a few times, as Susie gave a few shots to Lancer.

" Lance! Oh you- " I turned back to Susie, just to be looked back at Kris. He gave a small wink, sending a flirt towards me.

" I never knew spades could be so absolutely adorable. "

My face went red, my hands shaking as Lancer quickly shot out spades, aiming for Kris.

Then it was over. I had missed the final shot on Susie due to Kris' flirt making me wonky, and we lost.

"Oh well, smell you later losers!! "

I believe they call this a 'time skip'?

" Maybe I'll just be one of the bad guys instead! " Susie blew her top, rushing to our side. I smiled giddily, like a kid receiving candy.

Me, Susie, and Lancer began on our small journey, sharing some fun times with Susie and watching as Lancer slowly started to... push me away...

But it's fine! He needs new bestfriends anyway, hehe! I'll just be his step-sister, I.. I guess.

Ooh! Another time skip, I see!!

" Lancer, we have to- "

" We don't have to do anything! You act like my mom, even though she's gone! You're just my step sister. You aren't even related to me, so leave me alone! " Lancer yelled. Susie stared on in shock, before turning away.

" Lancer? "

" Don't. Go away. " Lancer replied, pouting and turning away. " B.. Bitch. "

Susie turned around, wheezing. " Holy shit, dude, that was, like, tier three swears!! " Susie picked him up, and started to walk down the field, laughing and smiling.

I watched them go, tears welling up in my eyes as they continued the machine plan we had made together. I turned around, expecting the purple grass to hit me in the face, instead I was entered into a fight.

" Huh...? " I said softly, looking up at the enemy. " Kris? "

He stared at me, before sending a flirt my way. I blinked a few times, processing the suddenness of his enter.

" do you have a map? because I'm lost in your eyes. "

He left the fight, watching as I freaked out in embarrassment. Kris shook his head, crossing his blue armored arms, watching as I sat down in the tall purple grass.