Eddsworld x Reader Oneshots

USA! Edd x Reader

You had just moved into a new neighborhood.  The house you had bought was two floors tall.  Just as you were carrying in the first box of stuff, two of the men who lived next to you came up to the fence.  One had a green hoodie on, and had brown hair, dark brown eyes, and light skin.  The other was wearing a blue hoodie and a had that said OBEY in gold.  His hair was pretty much black, his skin was dark, and he had no eyes for some reason...  His eyes looked like little black voids.  

"Hello there, beautiful, did it hurt?"  The green hoodie man asked.  "Let me guess, when I fell from heaven?  I've heard it a billion times."  You responded, straight faced.  "No."  He said.  "When you fell for me."

"Haha.  Funny."  You said with sarcasm.  You continued to walk towards your new house's front door with the box of stuff in your hand.  "Woah woah woah little lady.  Such a beautiful girl like you should have someone helping her with the heavy loads.  Wouldn't want you getting hurt.  I'm Edd."  He told you. 

"Hmm okay.  I'm (Y/N).  You can just grab a box and carry it in.  Thank you sir."  You accepted politely.  And so, he helped you move all of your boxes to your new house and talked some more.  Turns out he has three roommates.  He also kept flirting with you, which you had honestly started to like.  It made you feel... Wanted by someone.

After you were done bringing all of the boxes in, you two sat on the steps outside your front door.  "Hey, (Y/N)?"  Edd said, suddenly.  "Yeah?"  You asked, prepared for another pick up line.  "I meant everything I said earlier...  About you being so beautiful?"  He told you, slightly blushing.

"Oh... Thank you Eddie..."  You said, smiling and blushing lightly.  "Eddie?"  He questioned.  "Yeah.  Is it okay if I call you that?"  You asked.  "Yeah.  I like it.  It's cute.  Just like you."  He said, smiling at you.  "Anyway...  Do you want me to come over and help with putting stuff away later?  I sure wouldn't mind helping such a lovely lady like you~"  He added, flirting yet again.  Classic Eddie.

"Sure.  Thanks.  See you tomorrow Eddie."  You said before he left and you entered your new house.  'Am I.... In love?'  You thought to yourself as you drifted off to sleep.  That night, you dreamed of what tomorrow would be like, and it was the best dream you'd had in a while now.

~~~The next morning~~~

You woke up to the doorbell ringing.  'Must be Eddie.'  You thought as you put on some green socks.  You didn't bother changing out of your pajamas, which was short shorts and a green tanktop that matched your socks.  You threw your hair into a messy bun (If it's long enough.  If it's not, just pretend.)

You opened the door and saw Eddie, just as you expected.  "Morning neighbor.  Don't you look sexy this morning~"  He immediately flirted as you let him enter your house.  "Thanks."  You said, giggling and blushing.  You two got to work right away.  After about nine hours (not including the lunch break) you finished. 

"Thanks for helping today, Eddie."  You said.  "Anything for you, sexy~"  He told you.  "Anything?"  You asked biting your lip.  You couldn't believe what you were about to do.  "Anything.  You make me believe in love at first sight~"  He told you, winking and lightly blushing.

"So...  You wouldn't mind me doing this?"  You asked, but before he could respond, you slammed your lips into his.  "No I didn't mind that at all.  I'd like to do it more often, actually."  Eddie admitted once you pulled away from the kiss.  This made you blush such a deep red, it would put the red on a candy cane to shame.

"Love you, my sexy girlfriend~"

"I love you too, Eddie."

Number of pick up lines and flirting moments made by Eddie: 11