Eddsworld x Reader Oneshots

U.S.A. Tom x Reader

Requested by DatSmolAngel

It was late at night, probably around 9 or 10. You entered the bar, for your friend had called you to pick her up. You walked in, and didn't see her anywhere. You took a seat at the bar, ordering just a water. "Who the hell orders a water at a bar?" A man asks.

You turn your head, seeing the man sitting next to you. He has dark skin, a hat that says Obey, and... No eyes?! It looks like he's already had a few drinks. "My friend called me, she needs a sober driver, but I don't see her, so I ordered water." You said, answering his question. "I see. Well the name's Tom."
"My name is (Y/N)."
"Have I seen you around before, (Y/N)?"
"Probably. Most of the people in this town know me."
"Ah, so you're the social type."
"I guess so."

Just then you got a text from your friend.

(F/N)
9:47
Hey (Y/N), so I don't need that ride anymore. My boyfriend came and got me.

Me
9:48
Okay. Thanks for letting me know. Ttyl.

"You've got to be kidding me." You mumble to yourself. You finish your water and get up to leave, but then hear Tom order another Smirnoff. You sit back down, thinking to yourself "It doesn't look like he has a sober driver with him..."

~~~Time skip: 30 minutes~~~
After 7 more drinks, Tom was out cold. You sighed, standing up. You put one of his arms around your shoulder. You lifted him, though it was difficult.

You managed to get him out to the car after a few minutes. You put him in the passenger seat, buckling his seat belt. You then got into the driver seat and drove him to your house. You recognized Tom, for he lived in the same neighborhood as you. You lived a few houses down from him and his roommates.

As you drove by his house, the lights were all off, so you decided to just bring him to your house. You carried him in, setting him on the couch. You lifted his feet and put them up of the couch, and took his hat off and hung it on the coat and hat hanger. You then took a spare blanket out from your closet, putting it over him.

~~~Time skip: In the morning~~~

You woke up at 7, heading out to the kitchen. On the way by, you see Tom still sleeping on the couch. You started cooking some pancakes for breakfast. While they were cooking, you placed a cup of water and some Tylenol on the table next to the couch, so Tom could take it if he needed it, which he probably would.

After a few minutes, Tom groggily walked into the kitchen. "Hi, Tom. How are you feeling?" You asked him.
"Hungover and hungry."
"Well, you can eat pancakes with me if you want. You live a few houses down with Edd and Matt, right?"
"Yeah, how'd you know?"
"We live in the same neighborhood. That's why you recognized me last night."

Tom ended up staying for breakfast. He ate a ton of pancakes, claiming that they were delicious. You put the rest of the pancakes you made in a container so he could take them home. "Don't forget to bring my container back next time."
"There can be a next time?!"
"Yeah if you want to."
"Of course!"
"Maybe not in the same situation next time. Feel free to stop by whenever."
"Okay."

Just as he was about to leave, he suddenly stopped, turning to face you. Before you could say anything, he kissed you quickly, before walking out the door, putting his hat on his head on the way out. As he walked down the drive way, you yelled from the door. "I'm expecting visits often now!" He turned around, giving a thumbs up before heading home.

This was going to be the start of something nice. You just knew it.

A/N: Hi! I'm so sorry! I haven't posted in a really long time and I feel bad! I had bad writers block for this request. But hey! I got it done! I hope you enjoyed!