Iida fucking kills everyones notifications by adding them in a group chat(fic)

It's The Nutshack

Todoroki: So what happened last night

Jiro: You tell me

Sero: You got more stoned than a rock at Midoriyas house and shit hit the fan quickly when Iida saw the chat

Midoriya: Why do I feel like my soul has drifted from my body

Todoroki: Why am I stuck in the closet is a better question

Shinso: So I have have arisen from the eternal stoner slumber

Kaminari: S t o n e r S l u m b e r

Jiro: Ok so the only thing I'm getting from this is that everyone got stoned last night in Midoriyas room

Sero: Well I didn't

Shinso: O o p s ! L o o k s  l i k e  y o u    j u s t  t o l d  a  l i e

Midoriya: Gallant b e g o ne

Todoroki: Who is Gallant?

Sero: I'll give you one better, what is Gallant??

Kaminari: I'LL GIVE YOU ONE BETTER, W H Y IS GALLANT???

Shinso: Did yall just

Midoriya: Mr.Stark I don't feel so good

Todoroki: S t o p

Jiro: Midoriya how could you he was my favorite character and you just go and remind me of his death like that

Iida: What happened last night and why am I inside some sort of bath tub?

Iida: There is someone else in here with me and that is concerning

Sero: Does it have large circular shapes near its neck

Iida: It appears so

Kaminari: H o l y  sh i t

Sero: It happened yall, it fucking happened

Midoriya: Mr.Rule enforcer over here had lost his virginity

Todoroki: The first one to lose his, the second will be you tho just warning

Midoriya: W h a t-

Iida: That is highly inappropriate of you to even think about me losing my virginity! I would never consider it in my lifespan!

Sero: That's what they all say

Jiro: Iida who's in the bathtub with you and are they clothed

Shinso: I'll be sacrifice to check out what's in bathroom and if I don't return remember me

Midoriya: Godspeed Shinso, Godspeed

Iida: Who turned on the sun and why can't I see anything???

Shinso: I want die

Todoroki: Shinso spill the beans who is it

Shinso: It was Mineta

Sero: nO

Jiro: That has to be a fucking joke there's no way Mineta has Iidas virginity

Shinso: Jk Jk it was Mei

Jiro: Wdym Mei wasn't even here

Kaminari: Actually she was

Sero: H o w

Kaminari: She said she smelled the good cush from her dorm and came running

Kaminari: Then she just kinda just jumped in and pulled Uraraka away from Iida