Iida fucking kills everyones notifications by adding them in a group chat(fic)

Exam Night

11:30pm

Iida: EVERYBODY PLEASE GO TO SLEEP IMMEDIATELY DO YOU WILL HAVE THE MAXIMUM AMOUNT OF PERFORMANCE ON THE TEST!

Todoroki: yOu CaNt MaKe mE dO AnYThInG

Midoriya: I was this close to falling asleep only to be awoken by Mr. Get the fuck to sleep

Bakugo: Thats my name so don't wear it out stupid Deku

Midoriya: My apologies

Shinso: Omfg stfu some of us are actually trying to sleep

Todoroki: Shinso sleeping? Unheard of

Shinso: Correction Todoroki, I'm  t r y i n g

Shinso: And it's not really working

Midoriya: S a m e

Todoroki: You want me to come over Izuku?

Todoroki: You've been getting bags under your eyes and I wanna make sure you get enough sleep

Midoriya: Don't know why you're worried about my sleep time

Todoroki: Well however long you're awake I'll stay awake to make sure you're not the only one who suffers alone

Shinso: mY FUCKING  H E A R T

Bakugo: That's unexpectedly very soft coming from someone who at the Sports Festival threatened to beat the shit out of Deku

Shinso: Stfu you do that daily with Kirishima and I don't see a problem with your relationship

Midoriya: Wow ok

Todoroki: I'm leaping cross windowa to reach you hold on

Iida: TODOROKI I STRONGLY ADVISE NOT TO LEAP ACROSS WINDOWS WHEN YOU CANNOT SEE WHERE YOU ARE LANDING! THERE IS A LARGE POSSIBILITY THAT FALLING FROM THE HEIGHT YOU'RE HAT WILL RESULT IN DEATH

Todoroki: Well if I die then I won't have to take exams

Midoriya: ^Is this the master plan?

Shinso: Good enough plan for me

Uraraka: wAIT SHINSO N O

Todoroki: *leans into radio* LURKER SPOTTED

Midoriya: ^ I've never seen you use asterisks before everybody mark the calenders

Todoroki: oH SHIT

Bakugo: Who tf just yelled really girly outside of the dorms

Todoroki: I nearly fucking died asshole

Iida: Why do I even bother trying to warn the people in this chat?

Shinso: Idk but it's really only encouraging us to do it more especially if there's a chance of death involved

Midoriya: It's concerning that what Shinso said is actually true

Todoroki: mIDORIYA OPEN YOUR WINDOW N O W

Midoriya: Why

Shinso: oH MY GOD TODOROKI WHAT THE FUCK

Shinso: YO MIDORIYA OPEN YOUR FUCKIN WINDOW TODOROKI IS JUST DANGLING LIKE 50 FEET FROM THE GROUND WHILE HANGING ON IT

Midoriya: oH FUCK WHERE THE WINDOW KEY

Bakugo: WHO THE FUCK LOCKS THEIR WINDOW?!

Midoriya: I DO

Todoroki: OH FUCK I'M SLIPPING MIDORIYA H U R R Y

Shinso: HOLD THE FUCK UP I'M COMING OVER AND HELPING YOUR ASS

Midoriya: WINDOW OR DOOR?!

Shinso: FUCKING R O O F

Iida: I leave the chat for one minute

Todoroki: SHINSO WHY ARE YOU ON THE ROOF

Shinso: I'M SAVING YOUR ASS TODOROKI

Bakugo: How and why is half and half bastard hanginger onto Dekus window?

Midoriya: I FOUND THE K E Y

Shinso: oH NO

Todoroki: SHINSO YOU DUMBASS NOW YOU'RE STUCK HANGING ONTO THE ROOF

Midoriya: CAN YALL NOT GET INTO LIFE THREATENING SITUATIONS FOR F I V E  M I N U T E S ?

Bakugo: WHY CAN'T YOU TWO JUST BE NORMAL

Shinso: *screeching*

Todoroki: ^

Midoriya: hehe I know that meme

Todoroki: Yeah that memes a gem

Iida: yOU ARE DANGLING FROM A WINDOW SILL AND YOU START QUOTING MEMES?!

Shinso: If you die then you might as well die a legend

Midoriya: I OPENED THE WINDOW NOW GET TF INSIDE BEFORE YOU FALL TO DEATH

Shinso: yOu CaNt MaKe mE dO AnYtHiNg

Todoroki: JUST GET INSIDE DAMMIT

Shinso: fINe

Uraraka: How did it escalate to this?