Iida fucking kills everyones notifications by adding them in a group chat(fic)

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(12:00 am)

Midoriya: Yo is anyone awake

Todoroki: Yes but you really need to sleep

Midoriya: Sleep is for the weak lmao

Shinso: Says the one that passed out in class after staying up all night writing about heroes

Midoriya: .

Todoroki: Shinso I think he feels betrayed

Midoriya: Weave has been snatched

Shinso: K

Kirishima: Did any of yall study for the test coming up?

Shinso: Yeah

Midoriya: There is a fucking t e s t?

Todoroki: Didn't you study?

Midoriya: Maybe maybe not

Kirishima: Midoriyas screwed

Kaminari: He's not the only one

Midoriya: #FailSquad?

Kaminari: #FailSquad

Shinso: Yall know this is like 25% of our grade right?

Midoriya:

Kaminari: That's a big mood

Shinso: Ngl I have to agree with Kaminari on that one

Kirishima: So like what are you two gonna do for the night??

Midoriya: Obviously not study

Kaminari: ^^

Shinso: May lord have mercy on your grades

Todoroki: If Iida was on and he saw this he would be pissed

Midoriya: He would have mine and Kaminaris heads

Kaminari: Speaking of Iida where is he???

Kirishima: Sleeping

Todoroki: How would you know

Kirishima: His room is close to mine and his snores sound like a rocket taking off

Midoriya: yall mind if I just put this here?

Kaminari: depends on what it is

Midoriya:

Kaminari: Holy shit

Todoroki: Jfc Midoriya why do you have that???

Midoriya: It was relatable :')

Kirishima: Mido if you need to talk to us we're all right here

Shinso: I am coming over to your room with the softest kitten I have

Midoriya: Y o u  h a v e  c a t s ?

Shinso: Wasn't that literally expected I mean ofc I would have cats

Todoroki: Ok lemme just

Todoroki: @everyone

-Hagakure and 7 others are now online-

Midoriya: Oh boy

Hagakure: What's going on here??

Sero: Todoroki why did you use the forbbiden tag

Kaminari: Omfg Tape babe

Todoroki: Guys we all need to move to Midoriyas room Shinso is bringing over cats

Bakugo: I DON'T GIVE A SHIT YOU CANADIAN FLAG

Shinso: Don't like don't come

Tsuyu: Keko why am I here?

Kirishima: Hey its been a year Tsu

Tsuyu: But it's only been a week?

Kirishima:

Midoriya: ^^ FUCKING CURSED RIGHT THERE

Tsuyu: What's that keko

Kirishima: Me after you not getting my joke

Tsuyu: What was the joke?

Kaminari: Oh ffs

Sero: Calm down Tsu is one to take new year jokes literally

Tsuyu: New years joke?

Hagakure: Don't worry you'll figure it out eventually

Tsuyu: ._.

Todoroki: So uh anyone coming over?

Sero: And leave the warmth of my bed? Fuck no

Midoriya: ;<; But there's cats

Kaminari: Sero plz there's floofy cats

Sero: no thanks

Shinso: You're on my shit list now Sero

Sero: What did I do????

Todoroki: It's obvious what you did smh

Hagakure: I'm allergic to cats

Shinso: You are a disease that needs to be cured

Kirishima: Yall are pissin Shinso off

Midoriya: Anyone remember when at least 75% of class used this chat??

Kaminari: That was for like one day

Midoriya: I know...And it was beautiful

Sero: Ok so just because I don't wanna leave my bed to pet some cats I'm automatically a terrible excuse for a human being

Todoroki: Yes

Shinso: ^^

Sero: Tbh it kinda makes sense since your a cat person

Shinso: No it makes perfect sense