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Shinso: I came I saw, I came I saw
Midoriya: I praise the lord and break the law
Kaminari: I take what's mine *Pikachu nickname* then take some more *Sero*
Sero: It rains it pours it rains it pours cause Kaminari tried to flirt with me with asterisks
Midoriya: lmao
Sero: Who just giggled really manly
Midoriya: Me?
Todoroki: No you have a girlish giggle Izuku
Tokoyami: What is this??
Sero: Who just said subscribe to Technoblade?
Shinso: Stay right where you are I found you
Sero: wOAH TEAMMATE Y E S
Kaminari: He sounds so happy
Sero: WhErE aRe YOu
Shinso: I think you're right above me
Sero: Y e S
Kaminari: This is a beautiful moment
Shinso: What's your gear?
Sero: Full prop IV diamond with a sharpness V sword and like ten god apples
Shinso: Actual
Sero: Full iron and seven gold
Todoroki: What the fuck Sero
Midoriya: How do you only have Iron gear??
Sero: Out of the 45 minutes we were in game I was searching for a teammate for 43 MiNuTEs
Tokoyami: ok?
Kaminari: Jfc dude
Shinso: I have full enchanted diamond gear with a sharp III diamond sword
Sero: I hate you but I'm too happy I found you to hate you I'm digging straight down to find you this is how you play Minecraft
Kaminari: You've finally found a teammate Sero
Midoriya: Tfw you realize you're the only one without a teammate
Shinso: Tfw you realize that it's literally no one else's problem lmao
Midoriya: Why are you so r u d e ?
Shinso: Like you said I am the roasting god of this chat
Kaminari: Ngl that wasn't really a roast that was more of a dick move
Shinso: You're so lucky I said that other thing earlier otherwise I would've said it now
Todoroki: hAH
Sero: oH GOD A CREEPER
Sero: PVP-
Shinso: You need help?
Sero: aH
Shinso: Is that a yes?
Sero: No I killed it
Todoroki: Kaminari I made an enchantment table
Kaminari: But we don't have l a p i s Todoroki
Midoriya: Lmao
Todoroki: What does lapis do with having to enchant things???
Kaminari: yOU NEED LAPIS TO ENCHANT TODOROKI
Todoroki: Oh
Sero: Oh my god Shinso just take all of my gold
Shinso: But I can't do anything with it
Shinso: First tho you need to enchant your gear
Sero: It gave me an unbreaking sword the game just kicks me when I'm down
Midoriya: Lmao
Sero: This is not a laughing matter Midoriya I just got a second unbreaking sword
Kaminari: Imma just drop an F for Sero cause of all of the bad luck he's getting
Todoroki: F
Tokoyami:
Kaminari: Ok
Shinso: Dude you need to go and get some apples so we can make some gold apples
Sero: bUt i DoNt wAnNa LeAVe
Shinso: But you have to
Sero: But you're the first human voice I've heard in 45 minutes
Shinso: It's ok it was 45 minutes for me too
Todoroki: I found lapis
Kaminari: Todoroki those are emeralds not lapis
Midoriya: How the f u c k do you mistake emeralds for lapis???
Sero: I don't know but Todoroki did
Shinso: Obviously Todoroki is so smart that his knowledge extends into the matterless unknown where he taps into the secrets of the universe to see that emeralds are lapis
Todoroki: I'm pretty sure I'm not a god Shinso but thank you
Shinso: You're welcome
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Iida fucking kills everyones notifications by adding them in a group chat(fic)
FanficIf anything the title is the description of this shit show