Iida fucking kills everyones notifications by adding them in a group chat(fic)

You is typing...

Midoriya: What's up gamers I'm your host killer Midoriya and I just got 5 kills in bedwars

Todoroki: Stfu

Shinso: Only the best of relationships

Sero: Tru tru

Kaminari: I thought we were gonna be trying for best couple???

Sero: You know, when you realize that you spend more time on TF2 than with your date you realize that you are completely hopeless in terms of trying to get the award

Shinso: Lmao

Iida: Wait, Midoriya?

Midoriya: Shit what is it?

Midoriya: Is it the cops?

Iida: No, there's someone else in chat?

Midoriya: oh boy

Todoroki: *sobbing* Please don't eat my ass random person Izuku added in chat

Midoriya: When the hell did I give you permission to use my first name Todoroki?

Todoroki: When we first started dating dumbass

Midoriya: Shit u rite sry

Shinso: I  a m  s o  l o n e l y

Uraraka: Yall I hate to break to ya, but me and Tsu broke up smh

Midoriya: Why tho??

Uraraka: Just about got prostate cancer after she stuck her entire fucking tongue up my ass

Todoroki: Lmao get fucked

Midoriya: Don't make me dom u

Kaminari: Yall I got weed again

Tokoyami: Hello?

Sero: Join us join us join us

Tokoyami: No outta here with that shit

Uraraka: Yall notice how this chat getting dry with its humor???

Midoriya: Pretty sure nobody in this chat give a single fuck bout it bit yeah

Todoroki: Don't take our existing privileges Uraraka I need to lose my v card first

Kirishima: What up its ya boi no virginity

Sero: Bakugo I will personally hang you like a fucking ornament on a tree

Shinso: Ey stop that right now

Bakugo: You wanna go tape face?!

Sero: YEAH LET'S FUCKING GO U EXPLODED TOILET BRUSH

Uraraka: Sero nO

Uraraka: That is my good fucking pan and if you break it I will fly you into the goddamn sun

Bakugo: Don't make me throw Kirishima at you

Kaminari: #RelationshipGoals

Sero: Kami we talked about this I am not throwing you like you a taser

Todoroki: Midoriya we should launch somebody off the roof

Midoriya: Hell yeah I call being the bullet

Bakugo: I will destroy you

Midoriya: I call being the one that launchs Bakugo off the roof

Shinso: Hol up he didn't say Kacchan

Jiro: He's evolving

Kaminari: Ey aux cord

Jiro: Fuck off

Tokoyami: Mood

You is typing...

Midoriya: aH WHO THE HELL IS THAT

Iida: I TOLD YOU

Todoroki: I'M TOO INTROVERTED TO EXIST NOW B Y E

Sero: i wILL TAPE YOU TO THE COUCH IF YOU LEAVE

Uraraka: EVERYBODY PANIC

You: Guess what?

Midoriya: Nah fam nah this is some horror movie type of shit

Kaminari: I think this is the time to launch me off the roof guys

Midoriya: Wtf I called being launched off to death first you assdick

Shinso: dO NOT START UP THAT CONVERSATION AGAIN

You: Im gonna say the n-word

Todoroki: oH GOD NO

Uraraka: MRS OBAMA GET DOWN

Kirishima changed his name to to Hiroshima

Hiroshima: GET THE NUKES READY

Sero: AGAIN WITH THE SERIOUS JOKES

You: nIBBBBBAAAAAAA

Bakugo: *loud screeching*

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Midoriya has removed you from the group chat

Message: I never gave you the n-word pass now get out of here you fukin cracker

Btw we ain't tellin you how the launching process is gonna go cause fuck u

Goodbye!

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