Iida fucking kills everyones notifications by adding them in a group chat(fic)

United UHC part 2

1:00am

Midoriya: God spawn right here

Sero: What

Midoriya: I spawned right next to two villages with a jungle temple nearby

Kaminari: Bitch I'm stranded in the middle of the fucking ocean and it's I'm crossing the goddamn seven seas while five million drowned are trying to eat my ass

Todoroki: I'VE BEEN RUNNING AROUND THIS DESERT FOR FIVE MINUTES AND I HAVEN'T FOUND A SINGLE TREE

Midoriya: Man deforestation has gotten pretty bad

Shinso: Am I the only one that got a normal spawn?

Sero: I'm running around at the speed of sound rn just trying to find a teammate but I spawned pretty normally

Shinso: Sero what gear do you have?

Sero: Full prop IV diamond gear with a fire aspect II sword

Shinso: Actually

Sero: Iron pants and a stone sword

Midoriya: Ok so for experimenting purposes I made a portal to the nether and it activated

Midoriya: I'm gonna fight the fucking wither later casuals

Kaminari: Dude you're gonna be grinding Wither Skeletons for hours if you wanna spawn that shit

Todoroki: Do you have a teammate tho??

Midoriya: No

Shinso: Yo I found emeralds I contributed

Kaminari: Yo I spotted a water temple thats cool

Todoroki: I'm shaking and crying rn there's like five husks trying to die me

Mina: What are you guys playing???

Midoriya: Minecraft United UHC

Mina: Why???

Midoriya: I found a cave that looks promising I'm gonna go commit get slaughtered by fifty creepers

Mina: Yeah not gonna get involved in this have fun and don't somehow get your dick chopped off

Shinso: You can't make me do anything

Kaminari: Omfg who was that

Todoroki: I found water omfg I'm finally safe

Kaminari: Wait Todoroki speak

Todoroki: Why

Kaminari: jUST DO IT

Kaminari: omfg Todoroki I found y ou I has teammate now

Todoroki: An unfortunate occurance I may say

Shinso: Kaminari your just gonna have to carry him now

Kaminari: Shi t

Sero: Omfg I accidentally used the one diamond I found in this cave I'm in to make a fucking s ho v e l

Sero: I hate this game so fucking much rn ahsoabalqj

Midoriya: Fucking F

Sero: Fuck this I'm gonna run around leaving Subscribe to CallMeCarson signs everywhere in hopes of trying to find a teammate

Shinso: Good Luck and don't get killed by a random

Midoriya: Dude this is so much loot rn it's only been like 20 minutes in and I've almost got a full set of enchanted diamond armor

Kaminari: I hate you

Sero: Finally found a promising cave please don't end instantly

Shinso: Hello guys and welcome to my singleplayer commentary

Todoroki: Shinsos so alone rip

Sero: Hello guys welcome to another episode of depression oH MY GOD IT ENDED INSTANTLY

Midoriya: I'm in the nether right now and I almost just knocked off my 2x2 bridge by like three ghasts

Shinso: I found a sub to technoblade sign in a village I found Midos spawn

Sero: I'm underground right now and there's like fifty skeletons trying to shoot me

Todoroki: oH MY GOD A TREEEEEE

Kaminari: W h e r e

Todoroki: tWO TREEEEEESSSSSS

Sero: He's so happy rn

Midoriya: I can feel his relief and positivity from here what is this

Shinso: ^^ Tbh Todoroki and Kaminari were looking for a tree for about 20 minutes now I can see why they're happy

Sero: Wow

Sero: Btw can I request a final final heal?

Midoriya: omg UR SO BAD

Sero: Shut up you're a bedwars streamer

Midoriya: Fair point