Kirishima: Hey guys I got Uno
Kaminari: It's like 2 am but this sounds fun
Midoriya: Uno is more important than any- fucking- thing Kaminari
Todoroki: Was about to text something but then I realized I would break my own heart by doing that
Sero: F
Kaminari: Where's Shinso?
Kirishima: Probably sleeping
Midoriya: Nope something bads happened Im really feeling it
Kirishima: Wot?
Todoroki: Shinso n e v e r sleeps
Sero: Tbh if you think of it like everybody here doesn't sleep, even the chat lurkers
Kaminari: *Everybody that chats at this time of night and the chat lurkers
Todoroki: Crucial correction right there
Kaminari: Guys we gotta find Shinso in case he's in danger
Midoriya: Fuck it I'm in
Shinso: Can you can't
Sero: oH MY G O D HE'S ALIVE
Shinso: I was taking a piss
Kirishima: Yall were about to rescuse someone pissing smh
Todoroki: How about you shut your fucking mouth
Sero: *Pk Shut The Fuck Up*
Midoriya: Ah I see you are a man of culture
Kaminari: No homo but what are ur guy's dick sizes?
Shinso:
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Sero: Kaminari that is possibly the gayest fucking question that you've ever asked
Midoriya: That was the most unexpected question that's what
Todoroki: 8 inches and thicc get on my level
Sero: Ok so we've established that Todoroki has a fucking rocket in his pants
Shinso: GL Midoriya
Midoriya: GJ Shinso my ass hurts from just thinking about it
Uraraka: -5 inch
Kaminari: Woah we got a chat lurker to speak
Kirishima: 6 inch
Midoriya: So I got what we call a 4 incher
Kaminari: ^ same but 3
Shinso: 10 fucking inches get on my level
Kaminari: Bitch you better be on the cm side there ain't no way you got that big of a cobra in ya pants
Shinso: Stfu microdick
Iida: Im-
Sero: I have a 5 inch which means that Kaminari has the smallest dick out of all of us
Kirishima: Remember when we were gonna play Uno?
Midoriya: We're having a dick length contest Kirishima which is more important than Uno
Kaminari: Bitch you fuckin dumb Uno be better than dick contests
Sero: Ok first of all you started it ya hoemo
Shinso: Yall may not believe me but once a sniped a fly out of the air with my nut
Kirishima: Bitch how
Todoroki: He is the chosen one
Iida: Fuck it
Midoriya: Iida be notta hoe anymore if he has a dick longer than Seros
Iida: 9 inch
Kaminari: Goddamn dude that's almost rivaling Shinsos
Uraraka: Thank god I'm gay cause i'd get either a small dick or a dick that'll cause interal organ bleeding
Kaminari: Hentai Haven or Pornhub?
Todoroki: Hentai Haven got obliterated from existence so I guess Bornhub
Midoriya: Theres whole ass movies on there so like Pornhub for the win
Shinso: Watched a leaked version of the whole Auqaman movie on there and it fucking sucked
Shinso: I swear I felt my dick retract throughout the entire movie
Kirishima: Tbh I think Kami knows he's gonna get his ass whooped in Uno so he be stallin us by asking these gay ass questions
Sero: Denki how fucking could you
Iida: May I join?
Midoriya: I'm contemplating whether to play Uno with yall or find more leaked movies
Midoriya: Cause for all I know yall don't even know how to play Uno and will slap a fucking reverse card on everything
Todoroki: Shit fam how'd you know?
Midoriya: Being sleep deprived allows you to read dumb fucks like a book
Kaminari: ^ Sero he be implying that we a bunch of dumb fucks
Sero: I mean he ain't wrong wit you cause you do some stupid shit man
Kaminari: Youre supposed to be on my side u hoe
Todoroki: A failing couple can be seen right here
Sero: Stfu you Canadian lookin Japanese fuckboi
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Iida fucking kills everyones notifications by adding them in a group chat(fic)
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