Iida fucking kills everyones notifications by adding them in a group chat(fic)

United UHC Part 3

Kaminari: What what what what

Midoriya: what?

Todoroki: I'm gonna pop some mobs

Midoriya: oH MY GOD

Kaminari: Only got 20 wood in my pocket

Midoriya: Are we gonna do this???

Sero: I-I-Im huntin/lookin for a  teammate

Midoriya: This is fucking awesome

Sero: Now I walk up to the cave like "Whaddup I got an iron pick"

Midoriya: I'm so pumped from the shit I'm boutta get from this ravine

Shinso: Ice in this biome, it's so damn frosty that people hate

Shinso: Damn this a trash ass donkey

Sero: runnin in, headin deep  headin to this dungeon dressed in all iron cept my leather shoes those are brown

Midoriya: Draped in an elytra got enderman next to me, probably shoulda brought a pumpkin cause they staring right into me

Todoroki: Piisssssss

Midoriya: But shit, it was easy to get!

Kaminari: Fighting in, little craft, boutta go and get this mineshaft

Todoroki: Passin up on those spider eyes Kaminari has left behind

Sero: Teamless and gearless fuck it man I am hoppin and poppin my shovel and I'm hella happy this a bargain bitch

Shinso: I'ma gonna take Kamis coords, Ima take Kamis coords no, for real Todo ask your teammate if I can have some of his coords (Thank you)

Todoroki: iron chestplate and some leather boots pissy yellow gold pants that I found in a chest

Kaminari: Zombies dropped their rotten flesh, I ate some rotten flesh I found a stack of coal then I made a gold sword

Midoriya: Hello hello, is anybody out there? I am still teamless and I've got some good game hell yes

Midoriya: I can take these wings, fly down from above, then I appear all the random nerds would all be like "aw he from the nether"

Sero: Im gonna pop some mobs

Todoroki: Only got 20 wood in my pocket

Shinso: I-I-Im lookin/ huntin for a teammate

Kaminari: This is fucking awesome

Midoriya: I'm gonna pop these zombs

Sero: Only got 20 stone in my pocket

Shinso: I-I-I'm still huntin, lookin for a teammate

Todoroki: This is fucking awesome

Bakugo: sHUT THE HELL UP YOU FUCKING EXTRAS

Sero: yOU FUCKING MONSTER

Kaminari: YOU JUST RUINED SOMETHING AMAZING BAKUHOE

Midoriya: wE WERE ONTO SOMETHING

Todoroki: I'm gonna fold your ass in tomorrows hero training because of this you exploded toilet brush lookin ass casual

Shinso: Now that's a roast

Bakugo: SHUT THE FUCK UP MR.DADDY ISSUES THE SECOND

Todoroki: You just fucked with the wrong Canadian flag motherfucker

Midoriya: Kacchan get the fuck back to sleep

Bakugo: I CAN'T IF YOU LOSERS DON'T STOP SPAMMING THE FUCKING CHAT WITH LAME ASS PARODY LYRICS TO A LAME ASS SONG

Shinso: You can't say shit cause your "bomb ass" mixtape didn't leave as much as an impact than that song so get your egotistical head out of your ass, turn off your notifications, and get the f u c k to sleep.

Bakugo: Fuck you

-Bakugo has left the chat-

Sero: YO

Midoriya: SHINSO HOLY SHIT

Todoroki: Shinso is the roasting g o d  of this chat

Midoriya: Everyone in my chat is losing there shit cause of that

Shinso: You're still streaming???

Midoriya: Ofc I am you don't just stream for five minutes then end it you have to  c o m m i t

Todoroki: This is why I don't stream

Todoroki: I would get bored then end it in 10 minutes