A/N: Fanfic also found on my Quotev here - https://www.quotev.com/Bellatrix394/journal/5704599/Crack-Fic-I-Emailed-My-Friend
~Modern Teenage Grindeldore~
(Be More Chill Parody)
"Gellert is going to offer you a ride," Albus' pet phoenix whispered in birb to him. "It is imperative you accept!"
Grindelwald smirked slightly, stepping towards Albus. "Do you wanna ride?"
"Yes," Phawks encouraged.
"Yes," Albus repeated, "But, I'm supposed to go meet Aberfoth and Ariana!"
"Oh..." Gellert said disappointedly.
"Albus, if your gay relationship is gonna work, you need to do as I instruct," Phawks screeched.
"Albus," Gellert repeated. "Do you wanna ride? Do you wanna ride? Do you wanna ride, wanna go far? Do you wanna get? Do you wanna get? Do you wanna get inside my great aunts car? Drive it on home, don't you say no! Albus, can you be coerced?" Gellert paused his question to make some weird moaning noise. "Home in a snatch, only one catch, we gotta take over the world first."
Gellert stepped forward, wrapping his arms around Albus' waist before repeated his monologue.
"Do you wanna ride? Do you wanna ride? Do you wanna ride, wanna go far? Do you wanna get? Do you wanna get? Do you wanna get inside my great aunts car? Drive it on home, don't you say no! Albus, can you be coerced?" Gellert paused once again to make the same odd moan noise. "Home in a snatch, only one catch, we gotta take over the world first."
"World domination," Gellert announced before kissing Albus gently.
Thus they lived gayly ever after.
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Grindeldore Oneshots
FanfictionA collection of Grindeldore Oneshots I wrote - fluff, angst, crack, and more. Most, if not all, are also posted on my Quotev in journal: https://www.quotev.com/Bellatrix394 Feel free to message me on Quotev or here if you have any concerns about co...
