((This is a Student Grindeldore AU where the Triwizard Tournament took place during Albus and Gellert's final year. Albus was chosen to repersent Hogwarts; Gellert for Durmstrang.
I thought of this while I was for some reason listening to the song linked above. So, buckle the fuck up.
This story will also be posted on my Quotev: https://www.quotev.com/Bellatrix394/journal/5742261/Oh-Fxck-Grindeldore-FanFiction))
Albus groaned slightly as he woke up.
"Fuck-" he said sharply as a jabbing pain shot threw his head. He held his head warily as he looked at his surroundings. He clearly wasn't in his dorm room. He seemed to be on a room on a boat.
Gellert Grindelwald was sitting a foot or so away from him with an amused smirk on his face.
"Gellert?" Albus questioned. "What happened last night?"
"Well, I learned that you can't hold your fire whiskey," Gellert said with a slight smirk, leaning against the trunk behind him.
"How much did I drink?" Albus questioned.
"At least half a full bottle. Would've been more, but we got kicked out before you could finish."
"Oh god. Elaborate...?" Albus asked, only half wanting to know exactly what happened.
Gellert crosses his legs and grinned before beginning to recall the events of the night before.
"Well, it all started at the Yule Ball..."
~Flashback~
Albus and Gellert sat at a table in the great hall as the Yule Ball continued.
Both had been engaged in a competition to see which homosexual could get the most girls to dance with him. The problem was that both Albus and Gellert had managed to get every available girl at the ball to dance with them both.
"You know," Gellert said, "I bet you couldn't get the charms professor to dance with you."
"Professor Wendy? Are you kidding me?" Albus questioned.
"What? Too much of a pussy to do it, gaydoor?" Gellert teased with a smirk. "And here I thought Gryffindors were supposed to be brave!"
Albus shot him a playful glare before standing up and walking over to Professor Wendy.
"Hello, madam," he said with a smile. "I couldn't help but notice you haven't danced with anyone yet and was wondering if I could change that."
The professor blushed slightly. She wasn't exactly an attractive woman. But, no women where attractive to the homosexual wizard that was Albus Dumbledore.
"Oh, Albus!" she squealed. "You're too kind, but I don't think that would be a good idea! But, I can give you this!" She said before leaning in and giving his cheek a wet kiss. Albus had to choke back his vomit as he gave a fake smile and ran back to the table he had been sitting at with Gellert.
"That was the worst thing I've ever done," he managed to choke out before promptly vomiting into a wine glass.
Meanwhile, Gellert was losing his shit, laughing so hard that he cried.
"Rejected!" he called out through laughter.
Albus rolled his eyes, wiping his mouth and glaring at the other. "I want to forget this night. I want to like not exist."
Gellert rose an eyebrow and stood up.
"Well, we're both of age, shall we head down to The Hogs Head. I'm sure with enough fire whiskey, you'll forget all about this," he suggested, leaning a bit towards Albus.
"We might get in trouble, but whatever. I don't want to remember what just happened," Albus responding, already walking towards the exit.
Gellert chuckled softly, jogging slightly to catch up with the other.
After about ten minutes of Gellert teasing an embarrassed Albus, the two found themselves at the entrance of The Hogs Head. Gellert pushed open the door, shoving Albus in playfully before walking in after him.
The two walked over to a table in the back.
"Stay here, Albus. I'll get drinks," Gellert said before walking up to the bar. He soon came back with two dusty bottles of Fire Whiskey. He slid one of the bottles across the table to Albus as he sat down.
The ginger wizard immediately opened the bottle and started drinking. He winced as he started aggressively coughing from the burning feeling going down his throat.
"Shut up-" Albus said to the other before he could even start laughing.
Gellert just grinned at the other, calmly starting to drink his own drink. Only a third of the rather large bottle down and Albus was already drunk out of his mind.
"You're such a lightweight," Gellert said to his drunk friend, having already finished his own bottle - which had had no effect on him.
"Husssshhhhhhhhhh," Albus said rather loudly, leaning across the table and pressing a finger to Gellert's lips.
Before Gellert could responde to Albus, a man that seemed a few years older than them walked over to the table.
"Gays shouldn't be allowed in public spaces," he said, clear disgust on his face.
"First off," Gellert said, standing up and stepping in front of Albus so he wouldn't get her, "he's just my friend. Second off, maybe you should go fuck yourself; god knows no one else would want to have intercourse with you." As he spoke, Gellert drew his wand, pointing it to the wizard's throat.
The man growled lowly, pointing his own wand at Gellert.
The blonde teen cast a spell in his head that sent the wizard flying across the bar.
Next thing he knew, the bartender was throwing Gellert and the drunk Albus into the snow outside.
"Well. That happened," Gellert mused to Albus, whom was giggling uncontrollably. "Damn. That's adorable," he said softly, knowing Albus wouldn't remember what he was saying.
"Ya know what I wanna do,~" Albus said. As he spoke, he stood up, only to immediately trip over Gellert and land on top of him.
Gellert rolled his eyes and responded with a chuckle, "What do you want to do?"
"Somethin' illegal,~" Albus said, getting closer to the blonde.
"Finally! Something I want to do!" Gellert said, shooting up, Albus falling face first into the show as he did so. "Whoops," the blonde wizard said flatly, pulling Albus up from the ground. "Now. What kind of illegal are we talking?"
"I wanna steal somethin',~" Albus slurred out, clinging to his best friend.
"Perfect!" Gellert announced, taking his friend's hand and speed walking to a nearby store that sold enchanted jewelry and such.
Gellert let go of Albus' hand as they got to the door. He took out his wand, silently casting Alohamora then checking for any alarms - magical or otherwise. Nothing.
"Dumbasses," he mused with a chuckle, taking Albus' hand and dragging him into the store.
"Oh wow..." Albus said in awe, looking up at a chandelier that hung from the ceiling. Gellert wasn't paying attention to his companion, preferring to look at the enchanted earrings like the edgy emo he was.
Gellert spun around as he heard loud crash. There stood Albus, in front of a chandelier that was currently smashed on the floor.
"Albus, what the hell?" Gellert hissed, shoving several pairs of earrings into the pocket of his dress robes.
"I wanted to take a closer look at it," he said quietly, staring at the floor in shame. "I'm sorry! You probably hate me now!"
"What are ta-"
Before Gellert could finish his question, Albus was sobbing.
"Why're you crying? You know what. Whatever. It doesn't matter. Let's get out of here before we get caught."
"But...But...you hate me now!" Albus sobbed.
"What? No I don't!"
"You...You dont?"
"No! Now, let's go!" Gellert said, grabbing Albus' hand and running.
"You're yelling at me! You hate me!" Albus screaming through tears as Gellert dragged him out of the store.
"Oh god. We're going to slow," Gellert said as he saw wizards crowded the store they had just broken into. He glanced back at the sobbing Albus before picking him up bridal style and running.
"Wee!" Albus squealed, seeming to forget that he was ever sad.
Gellert felt himself start to laugh as he realized the ridiculous situation they were in. He ran until they got to a tree near The Black Lake.
He set Albus down beneath the tree before sitting down to catch his breath. Gellert had completely forgotten that Albus was not to be let out of his sight while drunk.
Unfortunately, he didn't remember that until he heard a loud splash.
"Shit," he hissed, looking up to see Albus in the freezing cold water of the Black Lake, his clothes thrown in the snow next to the lake.
"Gelly! Come join me!" Albus said, waving to him.
Gellert rolled his eyes, choosing to ignore the horrific nickname the drunk wizard had given him.
"Albus, no. Get back here. Now!" Gellert said, crossing his arms.
"Geeeeelllllllllllyyyyyyy!" Albus whined. "I'm not coming out 'till you come in!"
Gellert groaned in annoyance as he realized what he had to do. He hesitantly started to take off his dress robes, watching to make sure Albus didn't drown or some shit.
The blonde blushed violently as he heard Albus wolf whistle.
"Shut- Shut up!" he shouted at him, hesitating before getting into the freezing water. "Jesus, Albus! It's fucking freezing in here!"
Albus immediately swam over to him, wrapping his arms around the other and hugging him tightly.
Gellert struggled to swim back to the shore as Albus clung onto him. He collapsed on the shore, exhausted as he tried to keep Albus out of the snow.
He wouldn't be surprised if Albus had gotten frost bite; he was just hoping to god he himself didn't have it either.
Gellert sighed, picking up Albus as he stood up and making him get redressed, Gellert doing the same.
"Gellert, I'm tired!" Albus whined, falling back into his arms.
Gellert nodded slightly. He thought about what to do. Everyone would be in their dorms by now and he hadn't the faintest clue how to get Albus into the Gryffindor dorms. He sighed and decided to just bring him to the Durmstrang ship.
He picked Albus up once again and started walking to the boat. He carried the teen into his dorm room on the ship, hoping his dorm mates were asleep.
Sadly, they were all wide awake.
"Dude. Why is the Gryffindor in here?" one of his fellow students asked.
"He's drunk," he said simply, setting him on his own bed.
"So?"
"It was either this or he slept in the snow."
"Then you wouldn't have to worry about Hogwarts beating us in the tournament! He'd be too ill to compeat!"
Gellert growled lowly, grabbing the boy by the front of his shirt harshly. "He's also my friend, you arrogant piece of shit. Say a word about him being here to anyone or be rude to him whatsoever and I'll rip your dick off and shove it so far up your ass that you'll be coughing out jizz for months. Am I understood?"
"U...Understood!" he squeaked in fear.
"Good," Gellert said, harshly dropping him on the floor before walking back over to Albus. He gently started to help him change into some of Gellert's dry clothes so he wouldn't get sick. Well, any sicker. As he was sure he was already ill from all that had happened.
"Gellert," Albus said in a slurred voice.
"Yes, Albus?" he asked, beginning to change himself.
"I wanna tell ya something."
"Go ahead."
"I love ya!"
Gellert froze.
"What...?"
"I love you!"
None of the other boys in the room dared to say anything after witnessing Gellert threaten the other boy.
"Seems you need to get to sleep, Albus..."
"But, Gellert! I love you!"
"Yes, yes. I know. Now, go to sleep and we'll discuss this in the morning."
"Fiiiine!" Albus whined before collapsing into the bed and quickly falling asleep.
~End Flashback~
"And that's why you're in the Durmstrang dorms with a hangover," Gellert finished.
"Oh my god...I can't believe I said that," Albus said, burying his face into his hands.
"Said that? You're not phased by getting drunk, stealing jewlery, destroying a chandelier, and skinny dipping in the Black Lake? You're embarrassed because you said you loved me while drunk?" Gellert questioned.
"Gellert, you don't understand," Albus said, blushing.
"Then, help me understand, will you?" he questioned.
"I really do love you...I didn't want you to find out this way..." Albus said quietly.
"Oh, Albus...I thought you knew!" Gellert said.
"Knew what?"
"I love you too, Albus."
"You...You do?"
"Of course!"
He smiled, getting close to Gellert and kissing him gently. Gellert kissed back softly, pulling him a bit closer.
They broke away once they realized that someone could walk in.
"Maybe last night wasn't all bad," Albus said with a smile.
"Not bad at all," Gellert agreed.
