Road-tripping teenagers discover a 700 mile stretch of road that mysteriously attracts serial killers. The road is secluded and runs through a dense forest in a remote region of British-Columbia.
It's a lawless area and as they travel deeper down th...
Dale moves his seat back while Nathan is behind him.
NATHAN
(To Dale)
Um, I know this might come as a shock to you. But I have legs.
Chloe is struggling with her seat belt by Hannah's thigh while being squished next to her.
HANNAH
Stop it, it's going up my ass! I can tell you now, it won't fit.
DALE
(Under breath)
More like you'll lose it up there.
HANNAH
Excuse me?!
Shauna interjects.
SHAUNA
So Liam, tell me more about this place we're going too? It's not a wood cabin in the forest is it?
LIAM
No, it's a lake house. Real nice.
DALE
I wouldn't mind a wood cabin! Maybe one with a cellar full slowly revealing secrets of the previous owners for not so subtle foreshadowing of a long night of horror.
ROXIE
Um, no Dale. I think the previous owners would've removed their things unless they wanted a moving bill in the post from the next owners.
DALE
But what if there's people squatting there, like forest weirdos or red neck rapists.
NATHAN
Well, maybe some of the red necks are hot, it's been a while for me. Some Deliverance style romance might just be the ticket.
CHLOE
I'm sure the red necks will respect you in the morning, unlike any of your one night stands.
ROXIE
(To Nathan)
Yeah, long night of horror was a good descriptor for your love life.
NATHAN
You know what they say about people in glass houses, Roxie. This coming from a girl who can only do anal.
Dale takes out a bottle of vodka and flicks off the lid.
DALE
Who's having some?
CHLOE
The lid fell by me, do you want it back?
DALE
Nah, it'll just get in the way.
INT. LIAM'S VAN (MOVING) - LATER
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Liam is driving, with Roxie in the passenger seat. Shauna, Hannah, Chloe are on the first row. Mason, Nathan, Liam are on the second row with Dale at the back.
Shauna kneels in her seat so everyone can see her.
SHAUNA
Okay, 3rd question: What are you're most common words to be typed into Pornhub's search engine?
DALE
Hang on, let me think.
LIAM
I've got one. I guess, Emo or tattooed.
MASON
Ball worship.
DALE
Um, Disabled, Wheelchair? Amputee? Autism.
SHAUNA
(To Dale)
Well, hmm. What's the appeal?
DALE
There's just an innocence there, a sense of helplessness. No one presumes a girl in a wheelchair likes to fuck, but they do.
MASON
What about you, Shauna?
SHAUNA
Hmm, double penetration mostly.
The van goes silent.
SHAUNA (CONT'D)
Oh, hush. It's not that strange.
MASON
Hey, Liam. I think that's our plans sorted for the party. Double team the Shauna.
SHAUNA
Please, even both your dicks together couldn't make up one decent dick.
MASON
(Pause)
I got that DECENT DICK.
LIAM
Hmm, a 3 way? Well, as I always say: "I'll try anything once, except if it goes in my ass"
DALE
Yeah, that you'll try at least twice.
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Liam and Roxie see a sign that says "BEWARE: DO NOT PICK UP HITCHHIKERS"
LIAM
(To Roxie)
Did you see that?
NATHAN
What did you see?
ROXIE
There was a sign that said "Beware: do not pick up hitchhikers"
NATHAN
Do you think there's crazy people out here? Like what Dale said?
DALE
I was joking.
ROXIE
I mean what else could it mean?
CHLOE
Actually, me and Shauna spoke to this strange girl at the gas station. She said something weird and then wouldn't explain herself.
(Beat)
She said told us, don't stop for anything on this road.
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